10 August 2012 @ 08:15 pm
I have often walked down this street before...  
Who: Edward Nigma and Ema Skye
What: A former criminal and a forensic investigator wake up one morning to discover that not only are they no longer droned, they're also married. Fun times.
Where: 462 Stone Street
When: Morning of Saturday, August 11th, 195X
Warnings: None I can think of at the moment. Will change if anything pops up.

But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before... )
 
 
13 April 2012 @ 03:48 pm
Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Freaky on Friday!  
Who: The Riddler (in Ema Skye's body), Shadow the Hedgehog (in Peter Parker's body), Snow Villiers (in Miakis' body), and YOU
What: Bodyswap Shenanigans
Where: All around town!
When: Friday, April 13th, 195X
Warnings: None that I can think of at the moment.
 
 
20 March 2012 @ 08:04 pm
When Irish Skyes Are Smiling  
Who: The Riddler and Ema Skye
What: Some much-needed downtime on St. Patrick's Day
Where: Olney's Tavern
When: Backdated to Saturday, March 17th, 195X
Warnings: Drunkenness and potentially inappropriate behavior for a public setting.

Sure, they'll steal your heart away )
 
 
15 March 2012 @ 06:11 pm
Impromptu Family Meeting  
Who: All residents of 726 Anderson Lane and the Deaths
What: The family reacts to the Major's threats
Where: 726 Anderson Lane
When: After the Major's meeting with Edward
Warnings: None.

Up until this point, Slugger has been a relatively well-behaved child while indoors. But presently, in the middle of a the living room, he holds a flame from a lighter beneath the wick of a firecracker. Moments later, a loud popping ruckus explodes from the living room and carries throughout the whole house, loud enough to attract the attention of any housemates and visitors residing therein. The resulting burn spot on the floor is promptly concealed beneath the corner of a rug.

Those who come to investigate the noise will find that all the curtains in the living room have been closed. Slugger is sitting on the back of a sofa, a transient smirk on his face. As others arrive, the look of amusement fades entirely and he begins to speak in a low and even voice.

 "Sorry. I needed you all here. The Major told me some things you should know."
 
 
08 March 2012 @ 08:01 pm
A Grandson's Secret  
Who:  Lil' Slugger & Susan Sto Helit with special appearances by Edward Nigma, Death (Discworld) and Death (Sandman)
What:  Slugger tells Susan about her grandfather's secret. 
Where:  726 Anderson Lane; possible other
When:  Preceding the Major's latest visit, I'd imagine (will modify upon request)
Warnings:  Incineration None

All in the family )
 
 
06 March 2012 @ 11:54 pm
March Forth  
Who: Edward Nigma/The Riddler and The Major
What: Declarations of war, my friend. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Where: The Legion of Doom HQ
When: March 4th
Warnings: Egomaniac super villains and the Nazi cyborgs who hate them (violence and imagery warnings, possibly language as well)

We Live as One We Hate As One We Have One Foe and One Alone )
 
 
14 February 2012 @ 10:56 pm
Don't pretend you ever forget about me  
Who: The Riddler and Ema Skye
What: Awkward V-Day shenanigans
Where: The Riddlermobile! (Eventually leading to 1492 Kramden Road)
When: Evening of Valentine's Day, 195X
Warnings: They're them. Sloppy makeouts probably ensue.

We don't fight fair... )
 
 
12 February 2012 @ 01:42 am
I put on my robe and wizard hat.  
Who: Edward Nigma, Ema Skye, Susan Sto Helit, Luke Triton, Lil' Slugger, and Death
What: The Riddler leads a merry band of adventurers on an epic quest for survival.
Where: In the realm of imagination (726 Anderson Lane)
When: Sunday, February 12th, 195X
Warnings: Potential for critical failures.

Deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo... )
 
 
23 January 2012 @ 03:41 pm
After-School Special  
Who: The Riddler and Schuldig
What: Some long overdue catching up
Where: Mayfield High
When: Afternoon of Monday, January 23rd, 195X
Warnings: None I can think of? But knowing the two of them, the conversation could take some dark turns.

Knowing is half the battle. )