Who: Orphaner Dualscar and Milla Vodello
What: Dualscar meets someone he can't drive away with his grumps.
Where: Somewhere between Brady Lane and Peepers Street
When: March 25th
Warnings: Dualscar swears like a sailor.

( (I'm wwalkin' here) )

Who: Giles, Psii, the Condesce, Signless, Milla
What: Giles is friends with aliens. This often goes badly for him.
Where: 724 Anderson and 431 Peepers
When: throughout the 22nd
Warnings: None in particular. Probably PG-13 for language and... troll weirdness.

( Wherein one human attempts to deal with several Alternians; unusual auspisticism methods are employed; wacky misunderstandings are had; contains 1 genocidal maniac; many oranges; 1 bucket. )

Who: Milla Vodello and the Grand Highblood.
What: GHB is looking for Psii, finds his wife instead.
Where: 431 Peepers St
When: This afternoon
Warnings: GHB is a warning just by existing.

( so build that wall and build it strong )

Who: Milla and Psiioniic
What: Milla needs cheering up from her post-death aftereffects. The solution? KITTENS.
Where: 431 Peepers St
When: Late afternoon, 2/6
Warnings: EXTREME CUTENESS.

( feelings are hard and no one understands )

Who: Milla, the Psiioniic, and the Signless
What: A cheerful trip to the post office to pick up a package! WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
Where: The Post Office, followed by the hospital
When: January 20, afternoon
Warnings: Gore. Lots and lots of blood and trauma and sudden forced amputation.

( someone else come up with amazing cut text for me )