Who: Klaus Wulfenbach and Garviel Loken
What: Klaus gets stuck in a wall. That's it that's the joke.
Where: 729 Anderson Lane
When: Now!
Warnings: Old-timey swearing. Probably blood as a side-effect of extraction attempts.

( i'm not sorry at all )

Who: Klaus Wulfenbach and Diana Ethelbert (and Minicrab)
What: Diana is helping Klaus fix the war clank he cut in half during his latest tantrum.
Where: The garage of 729 Anderson.
When: Midday, June 7th.
Warnings: None? MAD SCIENCE???

( MAD SCIENCE!!!! )

Who: Gil and Klaus Wulfenbach, maybe later other members of the Klaus Haus of Science
What: Gil got his Spark back! At a cost! Klaus thinks he's a goddamned idiot.
Where: In the neighborhood area and then probably Klaus's place
When: May 28, evening
Warnings: Blood and stuff.

( none whatsoever )