I don't know, you don't know, nobody does

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon.
What: Haruhi's powers malfunction. Also this.
Where: Everywhere.
When: Mar. 3-5; may be edited.
Warnings: A BUNCH OF HARUHI/KYON. Uh, and moes all over? And shenanigans.



[THREE DAYS, THREE THINGS.

Day one: Tiny Haruhi laying on Kyon's couch. But how did she get there?
Day two: Haruhi with long hair showing up doorbelling Kyon's place...
Day three: BACK TO NORMAL SHENANIGANS]

(OOC: Tags may come from trespasses and reappearance, you know the deal.)

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right, of course.

[Sigh...]

[reappearance]

So, let's go!

[She'll drag you off to the diner no matter what you're wearing.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

O-oi, Haruhi!

[reappearance]

[You should already know that she can't be stopped.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Ack, dammit...]

[reappearance]

[And now that they're here...]

By the way, you're paying. I didn't bring my wallet.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Of course.

[reappearance]

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

[She takes out a hairtie in her pocket and... PONYTAIL TIME?]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Aah, her moe levels are increased by 25%~!]

[reappearance]

[Oh you]

... Stupid.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

W-what?

[reappearance]

Don't you dare tell me that I didn't notice you thinking something stupid!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

How can you even tell that!?

[reappearance]

I didn't. You just admitted it.

[...Technically.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

No I didn't.

[reappearance]

The look on your face says otherwise.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

No it doesn't.

[reappearance]

Are you trying to be a male tsundere or something? Denying anything from me won't help you at all.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

There's nothing to deny.

[reappearance]

Of course there is! Like...

[A pause, why is she even saying this.]

The fact that you and Haruhi have a secret relationship!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(H-hey, it's not like we've even been doing anything lately!)

[reappearance]

[Fufufufu...]

Are you going to order something or not?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Fine, fine...

[Sigh, let's ordering...]

[reappearance]

[Haruhi grins mischievously as she too makes her order.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(How did I get into this?)