I don't know, you don't know, nobody does

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon.
What: Haruhi's powers malfunction. Also this.
Where: Everywhere.
When: Mar. 3-5; may be edited.
Warnings: A BUNCH OF HARUHI/KYON. Uh, and moes all over? And shenanigans.



[THREE DAYS, THREE THINGS.

Day one: Tiny Haruhi laying on Kyon's couch. But how did she get there?
Day two: Haruhi with long hair showing up doorbelling Kyon's place...
Day three: BACK TO NORMAL SHENANIGANS]

(OOC: Tags may come from trespasses and reappearance, you know the deal.)

Comments

[reappearance]

So? I’m still the brigade chief. It doesn’t matter which Haruhi I am. After all, I am me!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right...

(And those past few weeks back home weren't spent trying to get you to acknowledge the SOS Brigade then? ... I mean, CQD Brigade, seriously? And Kyuma doesn't even start with a Q!)

[reappearance]

[Haruhi laughs a little bit, thinking things over.]

Hey, John. Can I ask you something?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yeah, what is it?

[reappearance]

Early in the first year of high school…

[There’s a pause.]

That wasn’t a dream, was it? That was a closed space.

[You should know what she’s referring to!]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Huh? Oh, right... That...

[reappearance]

I’m right, aren’t I?

[She’s asking this because trollololol…

And she's curious.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What of it?

[reappearance]

I want to know why.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why what?

[reappearance]

You kissed me.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So...?

[reappearance]

Why did you do it?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, what else could I do?

[reappearance]

... Seriously? Was that your only option?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why are you getting at this anyway?

[reappearance]

I was bored.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right.

[reappearance]

Besides, there's nothing to do.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why don't you find something then?

[reappearance]

[Hmmmmm

Nah, no trolling.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition here. ... Then again, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.)

[reappearance]

[Actually! Maybe she'll troll and kiss him?]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Eh, eeeeh!?]

[reappearance]

[And Haruhi will grin at him.]