I don't know, you don't know, nobody does

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon.
What: Haruhi's powers malfunction. Also this.
Where: Everywhere.
When: Mar. 3-5; may be edited.
Warnings: A BUNCH OF HARUHI/KYON. Uh, and moes all over? And shenanigans.



[THREE DAYS, THREE THINGS.

Day one: Tiny Haruhi laying on Kyon's couch. But how did she get there?
Day two: Haruhi with long hair showing up doorbelling Kyon's place...
Day three: BACK TO NORMAL SHENANIGANS]

(OOC: Tags may come from trespasses and reappearance, you know the deal.)

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why what?

[reappearance]

You kissed me.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So...?

[reappearance]

Why did you do it?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, what else could I do?

[reappearance]

... Seriously? Was that your only option?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why are you getting at this anyway?

[reappearance]

I was bored.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right.

[reappearance]

Besides, there's nothing to do.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why don't you find something then?

[reappearance]

[Hmmmmm

Nah, no trolling.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition here. ... Then again, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.)

[reappearance]

[Actually! Maybe she'll troll and kiss him?]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Eh, eeeeh!?]

[reappearance]

[And Haruhi will grin at him.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(Why are you even doing this!?)

[reappearance]

By the way, I just wanted to see your reaction. I don't like you or anything like that.

[Lies, lies, lies.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Really...?

[reappearance]

Of course!

[Even though she seems confident, she's stiiill lying.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh...]

[reappearance]

Eheh.

... Let's go?

[Leave, that is. She's kind of satisfied at this point, which is kind of weird.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Sure.

[reappearance]

Right!

[And Haruhi will excitedly drag Kyon all over town until they get hungry and go to a place to eat.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[WHY MUST YOU DRAG ME!?]