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[crusthatecean]

Who: Karkat and Terezi
When: Backdated to right after Valentine's Day
Where: 2235 Stevens Road
What: Make up date!
Warnings: Children kissing?

[After he acted like a complete asshole on Valentine's Day, Karkat really needs to make things right with his hopefully-still-girlfriend. (On the other hand, she totally went for the black kissing just so she could lick his blood, which is a completely nauseating thought, and she made out with at least two other guys. He's trying very hard not to be bothered by either of those things.)

Humans in movies apologize with flowers and normally some red roses would seem like a good idea, but for the time being plant life doesn't seem like the best pic. Instead, he picks up some Valentine candy hearts and spends some time trying to make her a card, going through several drafts until he stumbles on a design terrible enough for her.

With that done, he'll go to her hive and knock.]

Comments

[foretaste]

Humans are terrible and I take back any hasty decisions I made in regards to the coolness of their species.

[so disappointed!!]

[crusthatecean]

I agree. Shortly before this era they didn't know how to do sound, either. It's the worst.

[Getting up! There's no point to staying for this one, she's not going to be interested in it.]

There's usually something playing in color, we'll go look.

[foretaste]

Oh... this is your favorite, isn't it? We don't have to go because of that. [feels bad....]

[crusthatecean]

It's just a shitty human movie that isn't as bad as most human movies but is still nothing to write home about.

[Well, okay, he'd totally accept the poster in his room, but that's just because Audrey is the human empress of romantic films.

He did want to watch it with her, but only because he thought she might like it, too. And if it just smells like pavement the whole time, she won't.]

I can watch it some other time, I don't care.

[foretaste]

[Terezi is suddenly overcome with Feelings on what an absolute adorable sweetheart Karkat Vantas is, but she says nothing of it so she doesn't embarrass him. she hooks her arm into one of his and rubs her cheek against his obnoxiously instead.]

Ehehehe, okay. Let's pick a new one.

[crusthatecean]

[Well, it's Karkat, so he's a little embarrassed when she nuzzles him. But he takes her arm and the popcorn.

He knows nothing about the other movies because they are not romcoms so who cares! It will be an adventure.]

Sure.

[foretaste]

[wow Karkat wow you sure have your priorities straight.]

Let's pick something colorful! What about a human cartoon?

[crusthatecean]

I haven't ever seen one, what happens in them?

[Cartoons just make him think of Gamzee watching them and drooling all over the couch, gross.]

[foretaste]

Humorous things! Shenanigans! And violence except never any blood.

[crusthatecean]

I guess that sounds okay...

[foretaste]

Also most of the characters are animals. [they make it back to the main hub with the theaters, and she sniffs around at the posters.]

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, I know that much. I think Gamzee and Jade watch them.

[Looking as well, but he doesn't really have an opinion, he'll let her sniffnode pick.]

1/2

[foretaste]

This! This looks good!

[pointing to the poster for Peter Pan.] Wow, get a noseful of his leggings. Delicious.

2/2

[foretaste]

.............Doesn't this seem kind of familiar.

[crusthatecean]

[Wrinkling his nose.]

This is this stupid lusus tales for wigglers Tavros likes.

[foretaste]

Oh, god, it is! The humans have a movie about it, too!

[doesn't seem thrown off the movie by this. actually, she just seems more excited now.]

[crusthatecean]

[Oh, great...she seems to want to watch it. He's not even remotely interested in this, but he probably won't be much more interested in whatever else the theater has to offer, so why not.

There's like a rom story in this, right? Captain Hook and Pupa were totally kismesis or something, that's what he's gathered from his brief, mostly romantic counseling the mess of Tavros and Vriska's relationship knowledge of all of this. There'd better be a rom story.]

Amazing, of all the things humans would have, too.

[foretaste]

[Karkat may be wanting rom, but all Terezi wants is to sniff out that pea-flavored rump wiggling across the big screen.

she is a simple girl with simple needs.]

Isn't it great?

[pretending to be totally unaware that Karkat does not find it great.]

[crusthatecean]

[He has a sense she knows he does not find it great...

But that's really okay.]

It looks fine. It probably doesn't suck completely.

[foretaste]

It looks like an amazing tale of fantastic friendships and stuff.

[DRAGGING HIM IN]

[crusthatecean]

[Following bluh bluh bluh.]

[foretaste]

[plunking herself down in the seat! shoving her hands in her pockets for her licorice now. yes, she just stuffed it all in there when they got up. when she pulls it out, it's all half-melted and covered in lint. appetizing.]

Want one?

[crusthatecean]

[Ew.]

No, I'm good. Popcorn?

[foretaste]

[opening her mouth]

Feed me.

[crusthatecean]

[Making a face...

But he'll pick up a kernel of popcorn and sort of toss it into her open mouth. So romantic...]