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Who: Karkat and Terezi
When: Backdated to right after Valentine's Day
Where: 2235 Stevens Road
What: Make up date!
Warnings: Children kissing?

[After he acted like a complete asshole on Valentine's Day, Karkat really needs to make things right with his hopefully-still-girlfriend. (On the other hand, she totally went for the black kissing just so she could lick his blood, which is a completely nauseating thought, and she made out with at least two other guys. He's trying very hard not to be bothered by either of those things.)

Humans in movies apologize with flowers and normally some red roses would seem like a good idea, but for the time being plant life doesn't seem like the best pic. Instead, he picks up some Valentine candy hearts and spends some time trying to make her a card, going through several drafts until he stumbles on a design terrible enough for her.

With that done, he'll go to her hive and knock.]

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[Karkat you are the best boyfriend, enabling Terezi to basically go catatonic with frozen-peas-flavored-rump-euphoria.]

..............................

[is she even breathing...]

[He's not sure, but...this has to be normal, right...

Also this movie is stupid but he's ashamed that he kind of likes the bitchy fairy who hates everyone.]

[wow Karkat priorities.

Terezi eventually manages to come to terms with how incredible Peter Pan smells and she sits down again.]

Fairies are a fake thing that are fake and not real, but if they were I bet they would smell as good as that one.

She's okay.

[Intended to be a reply a normal person would make but sadly in Karkat speech that tends to mean 'I love that fairy with all my heart.']

[Terezi gasps audibly. she turns to gawk at him.]

You are actually enjoying this.

Am not! She's just the only not completely awful thing in this movie.

Liar. You are enjoying the hell out of this.

No! I hate this wiggler bullshit, it's stupid.

No, you love it. You love this wiggler bullshit.

I just think it's fucking funny that the fairy hates all of these stuck up human idiots. Okay? I thought fairies were supposed to be like, disgusting adorable, I was pleasantly surprised on that count.

She is disgustingly adorable! But that is just a bonus; you are totally into that fairy.

[does not seem bothered by this because she is so into Peter Pan's rump.]

She's not, she's more like...badass.

[Wow he almost went to adorabloodthirsty and now he's kind of super embarrassed also it is platonic admiration for this sassy fairy and that is more than he can say for your depraved rump infatuation!]

[guess who's already planning a Tinkerbell costume guess]

You've never even called me badass!

[What, you want to kiss Tavros some more? He's the only one who will agree to dress like Pupa.]

You're...

Well, you've never called me badass either!

[wow rude she's had enough peanut butter to last a lifetime ok.]

Because you are not badass! You are adorable.

No, I'm not. You are.

I'm a fucking badass and we both know it.

[Karkat just called her adorable. Terezi does not attempt to come up with a witty comeback; she is in too much shock.]

Um... thanks. [her cheeks turn teal.]

What--

[Oh, suddenly realizing what he just said and now he's embarrassed.

Except she didn't make fun of him, she actually seemed flattered, which isn't what he expected. From his perspective she's obviously cute and she knows that, he doesn't want to give her the upper hand by admitting it.

But he suddenly realizes that's probably not the way you should think about your matesprit.]

Whatever.

[leeeeeeeeans on him. not even that 'whatever' is going to get her down.]

We can both be badass and adorable.

I refuse to willingly accept 'adorable.'

Then you are unwillingly labelled.

I can't fight that, I just feel the need to register my unending protest.

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