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Who: Karkat and Terezi
When: Backdated to right after Valentine's Day
Where: 2235 Stevens Road
What: Make up date!
Warnings: Children kissing?

[After he acted like a complete asshole on Valentine's Day, Karkat really needs to make things right with his hopefully-still-girlfriend. (On the other hand, she totally went for the black kissing just so she could lick his blood, which is a completely nauseating thought, and she made out with at least two other guys. He's trying very hard not to be bothered by either of those things.)

Humans in movies apologize with flowers and normally some red roses would seem like a good idea, but for the time being plant life doesn't seem like the best pic. Instead, he picks up some Valentine candy hearts and spends some time trying to make her a card, going through several drafts until he stumbles on a design terrible enough for her.

With that done, he'll go to her hive and knock.]

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[Karkat may be wanting rom, but all Terezi wants is to sniff out that pea-flavored rump wiggling across the big screen.

she is a simple girl with simple needs.]

Isn't it great?

[pretending to be totally unaware that Karkat does not find it great.]

[He has a sense she knows he does not find it great...

But that's really okay.]

It looks fine. It probably doesn't suck completely.

It looks like an amazing tale of fantastic friendships and stuff.

[DRAGGING HIM IN]

[Following bluh bluh bluh.]

[plunking herself down in the seat! shoving her hands in her pockets for her licorice now. yes, she just stuffed it all in there when they got up. when she pulls it out, it's all half-melted and covered in lint. appetizing.]

Want one?

[Ew.]

No, I'm good. Popcorn?

[opening her mouth]

Feed me.

[Making a face...

But he'll pick up a kernel of popcorn and sort of toss it into her open mouth. So romantic...]

[yes so romantic

bites his fingers as the movie begins]

[Wipes his fingers off on his shirt.]

[idk what happens in the Peter Pan intro because it's been years but whatever it is is making Terezi have a color-related conniption it's all so beautiful]

Oh god.

[It's basically the story of three wigglers who all have the same barkbeast lusus but also these adult human assholes who are all getting in their business.

It goes beyond his cultural comprehension of human family relations but just sighing and eating popcorn.]

[when Peter Pan shows up on screen for the first time, Terezi stands up from her seat. popcorn and licorice go flying everywhere, and drones behind her begin shhhhh-ing her and telling her to sit. she does not listen.]

I... I...

[she stands there, transfixed by the green-clad rump on the screen.]

[No...they're just drones, but he's still really embarrassed. But they're also just drones and he's trying to be on a romantic date, so he'll turn around and glare at them.]

Wedge that licorice in your noise hole until it's sealed shut, we're trying to enjoy this fucking wiggler movie and we don't need to be hissed at for doing that.

[Karkat you are the best boyfriend, enabling Terezi to basically go catatonic with frozen-peas-flavored-rump-euphoria.]

..............................

[is she even breathing...]

[He's not sure, but...this has to be normal, right...

Also this movie is stupid but he's ashamed that he kind of likes the bitchy fairy who hates everyone.]

[wow Karkat priorities.

Terezi eventually manages to come to terms with how incredible Peter Pan smells and she sits down again.]

Fairies are a fake thing that are fake and not real, but if they were I bet they would smell as good as that one.

She's okay.

[Intended to be a reply a normal person would make but sadly in Karkat speech that tends to mean 'I love that fairy with all my heart.']

[Terezi gasps audibly. she turns to gawk at him.]

You are actually enjoying this.

Am not! She's just the only not completely awful thing in this movie.

Liar. You are enjoying the hell out of this.

No! I hate this wiggler bullshit, it's stupid.

No, you love it. You love this wiggler bullshit.

I just think it's fucking funny that the fairy hates all of these stuck up human idiots. Okay? I thought fairies were supposed to be like, disgusting adorable, I was pleasantly surprised on that count.

She is disgustingly adorable! But that is just a bonus; you are totally into that fairy.

[does not seem bothered by this because she is so into Peter Pan's rump.]