[fjdshfa he rolls off of River, and practically off the bed, whilst blushing furiously. He tries to straighten himself out as he's only in his boxers, there's not much to do.]
[ Awwwww. River rolls onto her stomach, propping her chin up in her hands and smiling at Eddie. ]
Edward, good morning. [ She doesn't bother straightening anything out, so she's near falling out of the borrowed shirt she slept in. ] Stopping by for a bit of breakfast then? Or is this something more urgent.
[ Because don't let her cheery visage fool you, you just interrupted her morning sex and she is very cross with you Eddie. ]
Oh no, no. It's nothing urgent. Just a surprise visit.
[Though Edward wound up pretty surprised, himself. Time to run some damage control. He straightens up, voice adopting his usual silky self-confidence.]
But. I can see you already have your hands full, Doctor. [Or you will, very soon. You sly dog.] I'll just show myself out, then.
[Tipping his hat and slowly heading back towards the door.]
Hmmm- [ She shoots the doctor a look, shrugging slightly and sliding from the bed. She tousles her hair and sends a wink Eddie's way, strutting across the room half naked. ] Well, alright then.
[ Hell hath no fury like a woman doccockblocked. ]
[Edward's thinking pretty much the exact same thing River is. Well, up to the whole revenge flirting thing. But the look of incredibility on the Riddler's face is very quickly wiped away when River winks at him. And is she seriously---
No, damn it, Edward, avert your eyes. You're spoken for.]
I, er. Wouldn't want to impose.
[Barging in on the Doctor and demanding breakfast is way different than barging in on the Doctor and his sexy future assassin wife and trying to weasel his way out.]
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Rise and shine, Doctor! Are you ready for---
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...Ah. [He clears his throat.] My apologies. I hadn't realized you were in the middle of entertaining, er...
[Kinda. Awkwardly shifting his gaze away right now, nodding in greeting.]
Doctor Song.
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Morning Eddie.
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Edward, good morning. [ She doesn't bother straightening anything out, so she's near falling out of the borrowed shirt she slept in. ] Stopping by for a bit of breakfast then? Or is this something more urgent.
[ Because don't let her cheery visage fool you, you just interrupted her morning sex and she is very cross with you Eddie. ]
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[Though Edward wound up pretty surprised, himself. Time to run some damage control. He straightens up, voice adopting his usual silky self-confidence.]
But. I can see you already have your hands full, Doctor. [Or you will, very soon. You sly dog.] I'll just show myself out, then.
[Tipping his hat and slowly heading back towards the door.]
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He's going to be the one doing damage control.]
Do you have breakfast, Eddie? Because I'm famished.
[Great damage control, Doctor.]
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[ Wait a second did he really.
just.
what.
Oh no this will not do. ]
Hmmm- [ She shoots the doctor a look, shrugging slightly and sliding from the bed. She tousles her hair and sends a wink Eddie's way, strutting across the room half naked. ] Well, alright then.
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No, damn it, Edward, avert your eyes. You're spoken for.]
I, er. Wouldn't want to impose.
[Barging in on the Doctor and demanding breakfast is way different than barging in on the Doctor and his sexy future assassin wife and trying to weasel his way out.]
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[He shoots River a look.]
And quite frankly, I'm starved. You out to fix that since you've already interrupted.
[His stomach rumbles.]
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Just give us a minute to get changed, love.
[ And River goes ahead and gets started right there, though she at least keeps her back to Eddie. ]
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[Oh hey, changing River. Going to just turn completely around and face the hallway just outside the door.]
You don't honestly expect me to make you breakfast.
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I can't take any of your riddles unless I've had breakfast.
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Honestly dear, that's no way to treat a guest.
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I'm inclined to agree with your companion, Doctor. If you're so famished, do something about it yourself.
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Eddie's not a guest. Eddie is... Eddie. Eddie who comes knocking on doors with riddles far too early in the morning.
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I absolutely insist. Come along, dear.
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Just going to
drag them both along.]
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Once they're in the kitchen, River guides Eddie over to the table. ]
Why don't you whip something up, love? I'll keep Edward entertained.
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Don't keep me waiting.
[Really.]
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I am not cooking. You [He gesture at River.] woke me up. And you [Eddie.] decided to barge in during...
...
things.