sleep until the sun goes down

[godcomplexed]

Who: The Doctor and River Song (Eddie Nigma later)
What: Being cute.
Where: The Doctor's house
When: Today.
Warnings: River's boobs.



[The Doctor is sprawled on his stomach on their bed, snoring rather loudly.]

Comments

[questionauthority]

[Edward's thinking pretty much the exact same thing River is. Well, up to the whole revenge flirting thing. But the look of incredibility on the Riddler's face is very quickly wiped away when River winks at him. And is she seriously---

No, damn it, Edward, avert your eyes. You're spoken for.]

I, er. Wouldn't want to impose.

[Barging in on the Doctor and demanding breakfast is way different than barging in on the Doctor and his sexy future assassin wife and trying to weasel his way out.]

[godcomplexed]

Too late, I'm afraid! You've certainly already imposed a great deal.

[He shoots River a look.]

And quite frankly, I'm starved. You out to fix that since you've already interrupted.

[His stomach rumbles.]

[littlebluebook]

[ Any look he might have given her is completely ignored. ]

Just give us a minute to get changed, love.

[ And River goes ahead and gets started right there, though she at least keeps her back to Eddie. ]

[questionauthority]

Fix that? You want me to---

[Oh hey, changing River. Going to just turn completely around and face the hallway just outside the door.]

You don't honestly expect me to make you breakfast.

[godcomplexed]

[Strutting after him. Still in his boxers. This is nothing new, is it Eddie. No it's not.]

I can't take any of your riddles unless I've had breakfast.

[littlebluebook]

[ River follows after in some sort of skimpy robe thing. Honestly, it seems like she was wearing more clothing before. ]

Honestly dear, that's no way to treat a guest.

[questionauthority]

[No. No, it's not. British Space Aliens make for the weirdest friends.]

I'm inclined to agree with your companion, Doctor. If you're so famished, do something about it yourself.

[godcomplexed]

[Rolls his eyes.]

Eddie's not a guest. Eddie is... Eddie. Eddie who comes knocking on doors with riddles far too early in the morning.

[littlebluebook]

[ She takes one of Eddie's arms in hers, giving the Doctor a wide smile. ]

I absolutely insist. Come along, dear.

[questionauthority]

[Oh. Uh... well, okay, Edward'll roll with this, giving the Doctor a sidelong as River leads him on.]

[godcomplexed]

[JUST LOLLOPING ALONG BECAUSE YEAH FOOD. Damn he is so hungry.

Just going to

drag them both along.]

[littlebluebook]

[ well this is not going as planned. her eyes narrow slightly in the doctor's direction, but she otherwise keeps up the chipper attitude.

Once they're in the kitchen, River guides Eddie over to the table. ]

Why don't you whip something up, love? I'll keep Edward entertained.

[questionauthority]

[Very pointedly, to the Doctor:]

Don't keep me waiting.

[Really.]

[godcomplexed]

[crosses his arms.]

I am not cooking. You [He gesture at River.] woke me up. And you [Eddie.] decided to barge in during...

...

things.