if we could understand each other better

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Who: Haruhi and Kyon; though passerby can threadjack!
What: Poison Joke player plot (info here) - shenanigans happen.
Where: All over Mayfield.
When: April 20th; though it may linger to the weekend (21-22nd)
Warnings: Cuties. Cuties everywhere.



Mysterious flowers were never a good sign.

However, Haruhi's curiosity - and you know what they say about Shamisen, or cats in general - didn't stop her from touching it. So, Kyon, if you come out in the morning, you'll see one (1) Haruhi in a very... familiar outfit.

Yes, it's the Miracle Mikuru outfit from that ridiculous movie. Not only is she wearing the ridiculously revealing waitress uniform, her hair has grown a little to allow her to have the same hairstyle that Mikuru had while wearing the outfit.

Guess this was just her punishment, after all.

Comments

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[She'll take a small step back, looking away. She doesn't want Kyon to see her like this.]

N- Nothing's up, of course.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Then why are you cosplaying our movie's heroine?

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I'm not cosplaying.

[Still not making direct eye contact at Kyon.]

Something... happened.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oh...?

[extraordinarily]

I think it was that.

[She'll point at the... blue flower.]

I'm not sure, though.

[Goooing close to touch it again-]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

That flower...?

[extraordinarily]

Yeah.

[And she'll touch it. But nothing happens!

... Yet.]

Maybe it only works once?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

It's possible.

[extraordinarily]

I should probably get changed.

[A beat.]

Master, you should come with me.

[... wait what did she say?]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I should, uh... huh?

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I didn't mean to say that!

[BLUSHING SO HARD

ugh ugh why]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right, of course...

[extraordinarily]

You're not just saying that, are you?

[... glaaaare. Haruhi knows you're somewhat of a pervert. Don't lie to her.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What? You're the one who said it to begin with!

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It's not like I wanted to call you that -

["-stupid", was the word she was going to say, but now she can't say it. Instead what comes out of her mouth is the same word she said earlier...]

-Master.

[... okay, that's enough. She's going to leave right now with what's left of her dignity.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're too cute, Haruhi.

[Following her...?]

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Don't call me that.

[And she'll start walking a bit faster, but not too fast that Kyon can't catch up to her.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why not...?

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Because.

[She'll stop walking, not facing Kyon as she speaks.]

I already told you, I'm not.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

But you are.

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Do you want me to kick you?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Not really, but it won't change the truth.

[extraordinarily]

Me being "cute" is not exactly the truth.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The only reason you don't rank the top of Taniguchi's list is "attitude problems".

[extraordinarily]

Oh? So you think I have "attitude problems" as well?

[And she'll say this coldly... and a bit angrily, too.]