if we could understand each other better

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi and Kyon; though passerby can threadjack!
What: Poison Joke player plot (info here) - shenanigans happen.
Where: All over Mayfield.
When: April 20th; though it may linger to the weekend (21-22nd)
Warnings: Cuties. Cuties everywhere.



Mysterious flowers were never a good sign.

However, Haruhi's curiosity - and you know what they say about Shamisen, or cats in general - didn't stop her from touching it. So, Kyon, if you come out in the morning, you'll see one (1) Haruhi in a very... familiar outfit.

Yes, it's the Miracle Mikuru outfit from that ridiculous movie. Not only is she wearing the ridiculously revealing waitress uniform, her hair has grown a little to allow her to have the same hairstyle that Mikuru had while wearing the outfit.

Guess this was just her punishment, after all.

Comments

[extraordinarily]

You're not just saying that, are you?

[... glaaaare. Haruhi knows you're somewhat of a pervert. Don't lie to her.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What? You're the one who said it to begin with!

[extraordinarily]

It's not like I wanted to call you that -

["-stupid", was the word she was going to say, but now she can't say it. Instead what comes out of her mouth is the same word she said earlier...]

-Master.

[... okay, that's enough. She's going to leave right now with what's left of her dignity.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're too cute, Haruhi.

[Following her...?]

[extraordinarily]

Don't call me that.

[And she'll start walking a bit faster, but not too fast that Kyon can't catch up to her.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why not...?

[extraordinarily]

Because.

[She'll stop walking, not facing Kyon as she speaks.]

I already told you, I'm not.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

But you are.

[extraordinarily]

Do you want me to kick you?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Not really, but it won't change the truth.

[extraordinarily]

Me being "cute" is not exactly the truth.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The only reason you don't rank the top of Taniguchi's list is "attitude problems".

[extraordinarily]

Oh? So you think I have "attitude problems" as well?

[And she'll say this coldly... and a bit angrily, too.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

N-no, of course not!

(... Well, maybe a little.)

[extraordinarily]

Then... prove it to me, Kyon.

[She'll face him with her hands on her hips, giving him a serious look.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

How...?

[extraordinarily]

Figure that out on your own. I'm not going to give you any hints!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Seriously...?

[extraordinarily]

Of course.

[And she's speaking calmly, though everything she says is always dead serious.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh... ... kiss~?]

[extraordinarily]

[When he kisses her, she instinctively wraps her arms around him...]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[He'll slowly escalate the kiss into msking out then,,,]

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[Her heart skips a beat when he continues to kiss her, and her cheeks flush completely red...]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... I love you.

[extraordinarily]

I... Idiot.

[Going to march off now. MARCHING. OFF.]