I don't know, you don't know, nobody does

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon.
What: Haruhi's powers malfunction. Also this.
Where: Everywhere.
When: Mar. 3-5; may be edited.
Warnings: A BUNCH OF HARUHI/KYON. Uh, and moes all over? And shenanigans.



[THREE DAYS, THREE THINGS.

Day one: Tiny Haruhi laying on Kyon's couch. But how did she get there?
Day two: Haruhi with long hair showing up doorbelling Kyon's place...
Day three: BACK TO NORMAL SHENANIGANS]

(OOC: Tags may come from trespasses and reappearance, you know the deal.)

Comments

[trespasses]

... F- fine! But only because it's the wrong time and place!

[Haruhi folds her arms and grumpily sits on the couch, upset.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh...]

(What am I supposed to do with her...?)

[trespasses]

I'm bored.

[...No seriously.]

John, give me a piggy back ride.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

A... piggy back ride?

(... You gotta be kidding me.)

[trespasses]

Well, why not?!

[Haruhi frowns. YOU BETTER DO IT]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Fine, fine, whatever...

[trespasses]

[She beams before pointing to Kyon.]

If you drop me, your head will roll.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yeah, I got it...

[trespasses]

Now bend over.

[Haruhi is all lineface-y. Do it.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Fine, let's do this...]

[trespasses]

[And Haruhi gets on Kyon's back wrapping her arms around his neck.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[And he'll... take her around the house on his back...]

[trespasses]

[Okay, this is fun!

... Not that Haruhi will ever admit it.]

Let me down. But don't drop me.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Okay, down she goes then... Sigh...]

[trespasses]

That was fun.

... What else should we do?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I dunno...

(I'd ask myself what it is kids her age like to do, but then she's not like most kids her age...)

[trespasses]

"I dunno" then translates to "I don't care"! So let's go out!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Go out where...?

[trespasses]

Anywhere's fine. Especially a mysterious spot! We should hunt for the mysterious!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're kidding, right?

[trespasses]

You should know by now that I'm not.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Naturally, but what's the point for looking for something mysterious here?

[trespasses]

Because! I'm bored!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh...]

[trespasses]

[Haruhi smiles innocently.]

So? You have anything in mind?