I don't know, you don't know, nobody does

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon.
What: Haruhi's powers malfunction. Also this.
Where: Everywhere.
When: Mar. 3-5; may be edited.
Warnings: A BUNCH OF HARUHI/KYON. Uh, and moes all over? And shenanigans.



[THREE DAYS, THREE THINGS.

Day one: Tiny Haruhi laying on Kyon's couch. But how did she get there?
Day two: Haruhi with long hair showing up doorbelling Kyon's place...
Day three: BACK TO NORMAL SHENANIGANS]

(OOC: Tags may come from trespasses and reappearance, you know the deal.)

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[And he'll... take her around the house on his back...]

[trespasses]

[Okay, this is fun!

... Not that Haruhi will ever admit it.]

Let me down. But don't drop me.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Okay, down she goes then... Sigh...]

[trespasses]

That was fun.

... What else should we do?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I dunno...

(I'd ask myself what it is kids her age like to do, but then she's not like most kids her age...)

[trespasses]

"I dunno" then translates to "I don't care"! So let's go out!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Go out where...?

[trespasses]

Anywhere's fine. Especially a mysterious spot! We should hunt for the mysterious!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're kidding, right?

[trespasses]

You should know by now that I'm not.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Naturally, but what's the point for looking for something mysterious here?

[trespasses]

Because! I'm bored!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Sigh...]

[trespasses]

[Haruhi smiles innocently.]

So? You have anything in mind?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

A quiet afternoon?

[trespasses]

That deserves a penalty, John! A penalty! Don't say something so lame!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

W-what!?

[trespasses]

And that's why... you're going to be the emperor for my Hinamatsuri picture!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm going to... what?

[trespasses]

You know how there are dolls on Hinamatsuri? Well, there aren't any here. So! I'm going to use people to compensate for that loss!

That's your penalty. You just have to dress up and pose for the picture!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why do you need to use people instead!?

[trespasses]

Isn't that obvious?

It's more fun that way!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Fun, huh?