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Who: Gamzee and Terezi
When: Backdated to Valentine's Day
Where: Terezi's house (2235 Stevens Road)
What: Sloppy flower-induced makeouts
Warnings: Licking and boobhonking aww yeah

[Well, with Karkat and Jade both having unceremoniously dumped him, Gamzee is now pulling the time-honored tradition of showing up at his...third best friend's...door with a pint of ice cream, pies, and cheesy romcoms that he has stolen from that asshole Karkat. He actually is not a big fan of said movies, but according to research (ie the few things he has picked up from Karkat's sulking fits and romantic advice), they are a cure-all to all quadrant problems.

Knock knock, Pyrope.]

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[Terezi is being depressed. and by that I mean Terezi is sitting in her pile of scalemates and engaging in furious self-therapeutic roleplay. everyone's been acting so weird and Karkat sort-of dumped her (does trying to switch quadrants count as dumping?) and she assaulted Tavros with some of the sloppiest makeouts of her life and everything is so confusing!! scalemates are simpler. she speaks aloud as she plays, putting on different voices for different characters.]

I, Justicer Peachmouth, have dedicated my entire life to eradicating filth like you.

Filth? FILTH??? Where's your evidence, huh? All of your conjecture's not always going to hold up in court!

Vizier Prunerump, I will take you down if it's the last thing I do.

And he's not alone, either.

Mediator Foamsnout! It's about time, you rascally rascal.

[she continues on like this for a while until she hears the knock on the door, and then she stops in her game, snapped out of her pretending, and sets down her toys. she scrambles to her feet, grabs her cane, and taps her way downstairs to answer it. when she opens the door, the scent of roses begins wafting in. HMM.]

Gamz? [that grape-jelly-sopor is unmistakable. she smiles.]

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Chicaaaaaaaaaaa. [Immediately throws his arms around Terezi and engulfs her in a clingy clown hug! Yeah, that ice cream's starting to melt....] I think Karkat and Jade all just gave me the motherfuckin' boot from their quadrants.

[sniffs a little...huh, weird, suddenly he's not feeling that bad about it....]

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[o-oh... nice hug... Terezi immediately leans into it and puts her arms around his chest.] Ah, really? Me too! Except the Jade part. Karkat tried to flip things turnways with me and he was going on and on about how he was the best thing ever and I should be grateful to even be in his presence and...

[wait, why should she care?? what's a broken heart? it's a good thing Gamzee came over, because he is making her feel so much better!!]

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Yeah, he was fronting some real nasty shit at me too. Don't really remember all of it, but he kept saying he all hated me a whole motherfuckin' lot. [He doesn't sound too heartbroken about it anymore though, nuzzling the top of her head.]

You still like me, yeah sis?

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Like you?

[sure does smell like roses, and Terezi's nose is more sensitive than most.

she turns a bit teal.] I-I-- of course I do. [KAWAIIDESU STAMMERING] Hey, come in! [tugs him through the door and shuts it.]

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Man, I am being all sorts of relieved to hear you say that, because I like you a lot too. [ROSES AND SHOUJO SPARKLES EVERYWHERE UGUU]

You wanna dig into some of this sweet frozen lactose with me? I think that's being all what we're supposed to do with broken quadrants. [or...you know, a date...]

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[sh...shyly reaches out for his hand... uguu.]

Ehehe... As long as I can have it with you. [broken quadrants who cares about broken quadrants. she considers taking him to the living rHAHAHAHA NO dragging him up the stairs to her bedroom wow Terezi you move fast.

her scalemates are still all over the floor. she kicks some aside to make a pile.]

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[plops his clown butt down and is suddenly fascinated by a scalemate]

So...I guess you and Karkat ain't together no more then? [guess who else moves fast]

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[WOW GAMZEE JUST ZOOMING RIGHT IN ON THE KILL HUH]

Guess not. [somehow not looking all that broken up about it as she sits down next to him, moving aside some scalemates to lean on him in a way that is not subtle at all.] You know, somehow, I...

[paaaause] I feel a lot better about it already! I don't really get what I saw in him anyway.

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[wraps an arm around her in a totally platonic (yeah right) manner as he struggles with a rare internal debate with himself! on the one hand, bro code. on the other hand, Karkat just dumped him and said they weren't bros anymore, and also he's always lived by the rule of following your own heart, and also miracles.

...yeah, this is not a very long internal debate at all.]

Aww, he's a wicked cool motherfucker when he ain't being all salty at shit. But if it ain't meant to be, then there's nothing anyone can do about it, y'know?

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[Terezi nods. similarly, she is not really debating this internally in the slightest.]

Yeah. It's best to... move on? [LEANING IN CLOSER AS SHE SAYS THIS. she doesn't know what's gotten into her! but suddenly she's wondering why she never realized her Tender Feelings for Gamzee before.]

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[tilts her chin up this move has never failed] Haha, it's like I always be up and saying - the Messiahs always got a reason for everything, there be motherfuckin' miracles everywhere you look, and uhhhh...shit, I don't remember the rest, but I kinda really wanna make out with you right now.

[so suave]

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[gamzee-kun so sugoi]

Whoa, no way! That is what I want to do!

[Terezi basically launches herself onto his lap. scalemates go flying.]

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HONK!

[OH GOD BONY KNEE IN HIS BULGE NOT MIRACULOUS]

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Hmm? What's wrong? [about to lean in for a kiss but he just honked so loud she is thrown off her groove!!]

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[wheezes and pushes her knee to a more acceptable location]

Nothing...we good, we good. You are one sharp sister, y'know that?

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Thanks!

[TEREZI BEING MADE OF RAZORS AND NEEDLES IS NOT A COMPLIMENT]

Can we make out now?

[nudging her knee dangerously close again.................... HURRY CLOWN HURRY]

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...yeah, okay. [why bother remembering complicated things like where Terezi's knee is when he can be sticking his tongue down her throat instead!!]

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Loading Complete!

It seems everything's in working order now. Things got a little bit hideous for a moment there, but breaths have now been caught and released, chastities have been compromised and quickly shielded again, cheeks have been deblushed, and matters have now been sorted.

Try again. For the love of god, just try again.

> Back the fuck up and try that shit again.

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[now, where were we?

oh, right.

Terezi snickers and decides that she will actually let Gamzee expend energy on praying to his clown honky honk gods or whatever for a miracle. she is a good meatsprite like that.]

Hey, after we finish making out maybe we should celebrate our newly established quadrant? All of these feelings going through me right now are [hideous] definitely miraculous, or something.

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[thank the clown honky honk gods that the flowers wear off, because otherwise he sure would be asking every day if Terezi's grown a bulge yet!

just kidding, he'll ask anyway because he's such a great friend like that]

Sure, I am always up for throwing down a celebration! You wanna like hold a motherfuckin' party or something? [yes a party to celebrate ascending to bulgetouching tier excellent]

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[wow gamzee wow.]

Yes! Let us go buy a cake.

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A rainbow cake.

With stardust and sparkly shit all over it. [most romantic cake ever]

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...This is a love cake, not a two-sweeps-wriggling-day cake.