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Who: Gamzee and Terezi
When: Backdated to Valentine's Day
Where: Terezi's house (2235 Stevens Road)
What: Sloppy flower-induced makeouts
Warnings: Licking and boobhonking aww yeah

[Well, with Karkat and Jade both having unceremoniously dumped him, Gamzee is now pulling the time-honored tradition of showing up at his...third best friend's...door with a pint of ice cream, pies, and cheesy romcoms that he has stolen from that asshole Karkat. He actually is not a big fan of said movies, but according to research (ie the few things he has picked up from Karkat's sulking fits and romantic advice), they are a cure-all to all quadrant problems.

Knock knock, Pyrope.]

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[WHAT A GREAT ASS SHE'S JUST GOING TO SQUEEZE IT AGAIN LIKE ITS A SOFT OVERRIPE PEACH......

wow what a sexy honk she is just going to instinctively respond with a hissing sound that should really only ever come from lizardlike cave-dwelling creatures. hot.]

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[wow weird, he's pretty sure boobs are supposed to honk, not hiss?

OH GOD DID HE ACCIDENTALLY DEFLATE THEM

just gonna casually poke dem chest nubs a bit and make sure they're still there - yup, we're good, back to tonguing the fuck out of Terezi]

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[.......HISSES AGAIN and squeezes that ass so hard it's surprising it hasn't burst into grape jelly.

oops she just needled his bulge again.]

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[OH GOD HONKING INTO HER MOUTH FRANTICALLY

this is not a mating call honk, this is a BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FLIPPING TO BLACK honk! not that...anyone outside of the clown species would be able to tell....]

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[Terezi actually manages to gather a scrap of self-awareness for a moment. she pulls away, looking apologetic, and moves her knee.]

Ah, sorry!

[REACHES OUT TO PAT IT THROUGH HIS PANTS oh god gamzee stop her this is so inappropriate]

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[normally, asking a dude who already has no idea of what's appropriate and what's not to stop a girl from touching his junk is not going to be the most successful of endeavors!

on the other hand, Gamzee has been conditioned by now to expect pain whenever any of Terezi's limbs are near his tender areas, so he just makes an 'uhhh' sound and freezes like a baby deer in front of a terrifying cougar.]

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[bulge: patted. lines: crossed. we become immortalized as Those Roleplayers.

Terezi sort of wonders what Gamzee's keeping in his pants. what the hell is that thing, a giant clown horn??? it feels like ten times bigger than his usual horns and wow what am I typing I hope you're happy.]

...Huh? What is this?

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[reaches into his pants and pulls out












...a clown horn WOW WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING GOSH]

Whoops, I forgot I all tucked that away in there.

[what am I even writing anymore I can't]

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[stares sniffs at it









DIVES HER HAND IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AGAIN]

No, it's still there! How many of those things are you hiding in there? What is th--

[HUH...]

Gamzee do you have a third leg??

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Uhhh...I think it's just the one? Haha, I might have stuffed a couple extra 'cause I couldn't fit them in my modus, let me check.

[peeks down his pants]

Naaaaaw, that's just my motherfuckin' bulge, sis. [WOW GAMZEE WAY TO BE UPFRONT THERE what do you mean it's not a normal size]

1/2

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Uh.






[...........OKAY TEREZI breathe he is now your sugoi meatsprite and you must accept him, even though his bulge is apparently big enough to be a subjugglator all by itself SERIOUSLY JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK]

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That. Sure is a thing!

[JUST. SITTING HERE. KIND OF GOING INTO SHOCK.]

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[waves a hand in front of her face - hey, he's supposed to be the one that spaces out all the time here, not her!]

I guess? Don't you have one too? [HIS TURN NOW TO TRY TO PAT HER CROTCH please stop him oh god]

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[nope sorry she is frozen by the sheer mass of gamzee's third club ok

which means she just allows him to grope for her notbulge and then suddenly she snaps out of it.]

Wait, why would I have one?! Oh my god, Gamzee, if we are going to be flushed you have to have a grasp on basic anatomy. I mean that's probably asking a little much from you, but I like you enough that we can work on it together and why is your hand still there.

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...did it not grow in yet?

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You are so stupid that I don't know how I ever felt black for you.

[hint terezi YOU STILL DO...........

but she sighs and gives him an affectionate smile and decides to humor him because hell. terezi's always thought having a bulge would be great because all the best insults have to do with your bulge. PRIORITIES.]

Anyway, you are right! It has not grown in yet.

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You were harshing black for me? [whoa this comes as a total surprise!] Well shit, I'm real glad you be all flipping your bloodpusher on that because I don't think I could ever be harboring any nastiness towards my wicked sister, I like you too much for that. [ouch...

also his hand is still on her crotch and he gives it one last comforting pat]

Aww, I bet it will soon. Just gotta have faith yo, these miracles happen in their own time.

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[after this event Terezi will be horrified that she admitted her blackrom crush but she will also later hope that he will be too stupid to remember this incident.

FOR NOW THOUGH she feels weirdly comforted?? even though she was kidding about the bulge growing in thing MAYBE HER SUBCONSCIOUS WAS HOPING.....]

Aw, thanks! I hope it does! [WHAT IS SHE SAYING

DOES KISSING GAMZEE MAKE YOU STUPID BY OSMOSIS...]

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[MAYBE IT'S THE LINGERING SOPOR IN HIS MOUTH

let's test this theory by having even more sloppy makeouts]

Haha, I'll be sure to all shoot a pester to the Messiahs until it does. [yes Gamzee pray for your meatsprite to grow a dick this is what every girl wants]

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