i'm not interested in ordinary humans.

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya and anyone who's either interested in the SOS Brigade or is already a part of it.
What: Brigade shenanigans! Basically helping out the newbies, having a mandatory meeting about the supernatural + Mayfield, etcetera.
Where: The brigade clubroom on the third floor of the high school.
When: Forward-dated to Feb. 22; after school.
Warnings: Shenanigans all over!





[ Welcome to the SOS Brigade! When you enter, you'll see the clubroom looking exactly like the picture above - with the exception of the people in it. Sitting rightfully in her brigade chief chair wearing a bunny girl outfit is Haruhi.

... Today really is going to be a weird day. ]

Comments

JOINING

[extraordinarily]

[ Want to become a legit member of the SOS Brigade? Then you've come to the right place! Just ask Haruhi to give you an application, fill it out, and then she'll give you some tests.

... But are you willing to take the challenge? ]

Re: JOINING

[splitthebaby]

I'll take an application to join, if you don't mind.

[extraordinarily]

Sure. Here. [ And Haruhi hands a piece of paper with several random questions on it. ]

[splitthebaby]

Q1: To do things that would benefit the leader, yes? Aliens, time-travelers, sliders, and espers....I suppose we must find and question these beings.
Q2: I have quite a bit of knowledge of history and the occult.
Q3: Aliens.
Q4: Because they aren't human.
Q5: I met and served Type Moon for quite a long time. Hopefully, that counts.
Q6: The pen is mightier than the sword.
Q7: I'd like to visit and meet beings from other galaxies. Not just outside the solar system but across the vastness of space to another galaxy.
Q8: Let's just say I'll join. That would be my resolve.
Extra: You could speak with my talking rat.

[extraordinarily]

You have a talking rat?! Really? [ That's actually exciting.. ]

[splitthebaby]

I do. He's my best friend.

[extraordinarily]

Huh... what's his name?

[splitthebaby]

He has no name but he is the King of Rats so I call him Rat King.

[extraordinarily]

Really? That's so cool!

[splitthebaby]

I suppose that would be something that people consider cool these days.

[extraordinarily]

But just don't bring him around when Shamisen's here. He's Kyon's cat.

[splitthebaby]

Easily handled. Does that mean I'm a member?

[extraordinarily]

That's right. [ The credentials were pretty easy anyway... ]

[splitthebaby]

Ahh, good, that's nice to know.

Re: JOINING

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Well, if this place is as interesting as it appears to be, I think I'd like to join it, if you'll have me!

[extraordinarily]

That's fine by me! I still have a questionnaire, though. [ Which.. she passes over. ]

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[Gohan looks at the questionnaire and starts to fill it out.

Q1: To make the world a more interesting place.
Q2: I'm a skilled martial artist and a scholar.
Q3: Aliens.
Q4: My father is an alien, and I'm half alien.
Q5: I had to destroy a cyborg based on my father's DNA.
Q6: 'A Drop in the Bucket'
Q7: I'd be a scholar, and learn everything that I could.
Q8: I think that joining this club would be a lot of fun, and we could share a lot of knowledge with each other.

Gohan then hands the sheet to Haruhi.]

[extraordinarily]

[ ... Dot dot dot. ]

You're an alien, really?!

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Well, yeah! Uh, half, though.

[He points near the small of his back.]

That's where my tail used to be, when I was a kid.

[extraordinarily]

You had a tail? [ Wait a minute - ] So one of your parents had monkey blood?

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Well, kind of. He was a Saiyan. They have some monkey traits.

[extraordinarily]

Does that mean you like bananas? [... That's a bad joke, Haruhi.]

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[He pauses, not completely sure about the question.]

Well, yes, but who doesn't?

[extraordinarily]

Huh, you have a point. [She grins after that, laughing.] Anyway, you're in! I'll be expecting a lot more from you after you regain some of your alien stuff and powers!

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Well, I do have a little bit. I'm really strong again, and pretty durable. Can't fly anymore though.