i'm not interested in ordinary humans.

[extraordinarily]

Who: Haruhi Suzumiya and anyone who's either interested in the SOS Brigade or is already a part of it.
What: Brigade shenanigans! Basically helping out the newbies, having a mandatory meeting about the supernatural + Mayfield, etcetera.
Where: The brigade clubroom on the third floor of the high school.
When: Forward-dated to Feb. 22; after school.
Warnings: Shenanigans all over!





[ Welcome to the SOS Brigade! When you enter, you'll see the clubroom looking exactly like the picture above - with the exception of the people in it. Sitting rightfully in her brigade chief chair wearing a bunny girl outfit is Haruhi.

... Today really is going to be a weird day. ]

Comments

ENTERING

[extraordinarily]

[ When you enter, you'll see many things. There's a rack full of various cosplay on the right, a bookshelf on the left, a computer in the center, and there's even a table, a heater, and a small area for cooking!

Feel free to also approach any of the club members or even the chief. ]

JOINING

[extraordinarily]

[ Want to become a legit member of the SOS Brigade? Then you've come to the right place! Just ask Haruhi to give you an application, fill it out, and then she'll give you some tests.

... But are you willing to take the challenge? ]

MEETING

[extraordinarily]

[ Discussion about Mayfield, the SOS Brigade, and the supernatural goes here! Just make sure not to make it boring. ]

QUESTIONS?

[extraordinarily]

[ Need something answered? It doesn't have to be even Mayfield related - as long as it's interesting, Haruhi will attempt to do her best to answer. ]

PENALTIES

[extraordinarily]

[ Did you piss Haruhi off?

Here is where you get your penalty! ]

OTHER

[extraordinarily]

[ Anything else that isn't a part of the other options? Just comment here, then. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Kyon'll be sitting at the table working on filling out a sudoku until a newcomer appears. He'll take a brief glance at them that almost seems to say "You should get out of here while you still can."]

Re: ENTERING

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[Son Gohan eventually makes his way into the room after class, deciding to take a break from his afternoon training for once.]

Uh, hi? I heard there was a club in here?

[extraordinarily]

That's right, come in! [ Haruhi spins in her chair without a care in the world. Oh, hi. ]

[thegreatsaiyaman]

What kind of club is this, then?

Re: PENALTIES

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett is, of course, late despite the aforementioned warning. It had taken a long time to get the drone staff to let her into the school, and then it had taken longer for her to find the room.]

[She ignores the strang props to focus on the girl in the bunny suit.]

Are you the...leader of this association?

[forgotten_titan]

[She got the call and she's here for probably her first meeting ever. Slightly nervous, she is glad to see Kyon here. Familiar faces always make her feel better.]

Hey Kyon, I'm here for the meeting.

Re: MEETING

[forgotten_titan]

So, umm...what are we going to talk about today?

Re: JOINING

[splitthebaby]

I'll take an application to join, if you don't mind.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Seriously? You're interested in the Brigade, Tara?

[extraordinarily]

It’s the SOS Brigade! [ She says triumphantly, puffing out her chest, not really caring at all that she was just wearing a bunny girl outfit. ] Basically, the Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade!

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Ha! I like excitement, most of the time! [And Gohan is either too polite, or too, well, Gohan to really notice what she's wearing.]

It sounds like a lot of fun. Are there any criteria to join?

[extraordinarily]

Sure. Here. [ And Haruhi hands a piece of paper with several random questions on it. ]

[extraordinarily]

As long as you're not as boring as Kyon over there, [ She points to him, annoyed. ] then there isn't much of a criteria!

[extraordinarily]

Hmm... probably future brigade plans! And general Mayfield things. Today's mostly a briefing.

[extraordinarily]

That's right! And you're late- penalty!

Re: ENTERING

[equal_shots]

[Totally approaching Haruhi in her bunny outfit, but he doesn't have anything to say, he's just looking. Anxiously. He's actually sweating a bit. One of the ribbons in her hair looks crooked and otherwise it would be such a beautiful display of symmetry!]

H...hello.

[answerer_sword]

...Penalty?

[She does not understand what the girl is trying to say.]

[extraordinarily]

Welcome! [ Yes, Haruhi is totally overconfident about her ability to bring in non-drones. ]

[thegreatsaiyaman]

I don't think I'm that boring. I mean, I'm a Martial Artist, after all.