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[phobophobia]

Who: Annie Goldstein or Jonathan Crane and YOU
What: V-Day Horrors and Terrors
Where: wherever the fuck you want
When: Valentine's Day
Warnings: god it's so terrible

(so yeah just indicate the person and plant we've decided on in your subject line and shit

this is the best log ever)

Comments

Annie and a mix of Iris and Hyacinth and oh god why am I still allowed to RP

[hintcoinplz]

[Oh god how did Luke find out where you lived.

And why is he standing outside your window with a big bouquet of flowers? ...And apparently yelling?]

ANNIE! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER, I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE! I'D RATHER DIE THEN BE WITHOUT YOU!!

banned from mayfield now btw

[werejew]

[yeah just leaning out the window

oblivious as shit]

OH HEY KID WHAT'S UP WHY ARE WE YELLING!

dammit /removes self from all comms

[hintcoinplz]

ANNIE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I LOVE YOU! I'VE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU!

[werejew]

WASN'T I NAKED THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU?

YEAH I KNOW MY ASS IS PRETTY BANGIN' BUT YOU'RE, LIKE. SEVEN YEARS OLD. AND ALSO A DUDE. BUT MOSTLY SEVEN.

1/2

[hintcoinplz]

I'M THIRTEEN!!

I know I'm short for my age but really now-

[hintcoinplz]

[WAIT BESIDES THE POINT.]

BUT IT'S TRUE, EVER SINCE I SAW HOW WELL-ENDOWED YOU WERE I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

[werejew]

THIRTEEN, SEVEN, STILL TOO FUCKING YOUNG FOR ME.

ALSO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

BUT THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENTS THAT'S SUPER FUCKING SWEET.

[hintcoinplz]

BUT I-!

[Wait. Girlfriend? Then that means...

...

He just hangs his head and lowers the flowers.

Aww...]

[werejew]

... [oh well shit now she just feels bad

she has cruelly broken this young man's heart

she can fix this]

... Y'KNOW I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF GIRLS YOUR AGE WITH BANGIN' ASSES!

DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, LITTLE DUDE!

[hintcoinplz]

[Oh Annie, as much as you try it just ain't getting through to lovestruck boy here.]

BUT ANNIE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER LOVED, NO OTHER GIRL COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE!

[werejew]

NO, KID, I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER! LIKE, THERE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, FIFTY FUCKING MILLION GIRLS WITH MAD BOOTY IN MAYFIELD! YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP YOUR HEART OPEN AND SHIT, OKAY!