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[phobophobia]

Who: Annie Goldstein or Jonathan Crane and YOU
What: V-Day Horrors and Terrors
Where: wherever the fuck you want
When: Valentine's Day
Warnings: god it's so terrible

(so yeah just indicate the person and plant we've decided on in your subject line and shit

this is the best log ever)

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Hi

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[Just sitting in the kitchen this morning, yup yup, having some coffee. He can't really taste it that much or anything, but hey. It's kind of habit, and it's enjoyable in that way. And he's just staring at the forget-me-not on the table as if it should actually fucking mean something.]

hi james

[werejew]

[Annie doesn't know what robots like.

Or what men like.

Or what Germans like.

Or what Nazis like.

But, she does know what she likes.

So, she got that bitch a steak.

Bitches love steaks.

So, she puts the plate of steak in front of him and just looks so fucking pleased with herself.]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[Steak? Well. He certainly wouldn't mind that.

Until he sees the woman who just handed it to him. And frowns, pushing the plate away with the palm of his hand.]

Mmm, no. I think not.

[werejew]

Why not? [She looks positively crushed by this.]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Because, girl, a man shouldn't eat something prepared by dogs, should he?

[werejew]

W-Well, like, um... I could just get you something different then, it doesn't have to be food or shit... What do you want?

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

I would prefer, by far, for you to simply leave girl.

[werejew]

... Okay.

[and she goes to stand in the doorway

looking in

all forlornly]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[He turns to follow Annie's path, tsking a bit and shaking his head. The way he felt when he saw her, looked upon her...the utter disgust was too much. Far greater than it normally was even. He stares at her a moment before speaking again.]

I suppose some would see that as a good attempt, although I don't.

Perhaps you might move a bit further away, hm?

[werejew]

But, then I won't be able to see you...

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

I know!

That's half of the whole point of the exercise!

Annie and a mix of Iris and Hyacinth and oh god why am I still allowed to RP

[hintcoinplz]

[Oh god how did Luke find out where you lived.

And why is he standing outside your window with a big bouquet of flowers? ...And apparently yelling?]

ANNIE! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER, I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE! I'D RATHER DIE THEN BE WITHOUT YOU!!

banned from mayfield now btw

[werejew]

[yeah just leaning out the window

oblivious as shit]

OH HEY KID WHAT'S UP WHY ARE WE YELLING!

dammit /removes self from all comms

[hintcoinplz]

ANNIE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I LOVE YOU! I'VE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU!

[werejew]

WASN'T I NAKED THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU?

YEAH I KNOW MY ASS IS PRETTY BANGIN' BUT YOU'RE, LIKE. SEVEN YEARS OLD. AND ALSO A DUDE. BUT MOSTLY SEVEN.

1/2

[hintcoinplz]

I'M THIRTEEN!!

I know I'm short for my age but really now-

[hintcoinplz]

[WAIT BESIDES THE POINT.]

BUT IT'S TRUE, EVER SINCE I SAW HOW WELL-ENDOWED YOU WERE I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

[werejew]

THIRTEEN, SEVEN, STILL TOO FUCKING YOUNG FOR ME.

ALSO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

BUT THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENTS THAT'S SUPER FUCKING SWEET.

[hintcoinplz]

BUT I-!

[Wait. Girlfriend? Then that means...

...

He just hangs his head and lowers the flowers.

Aww...]

[werejew]

... [oh well shit now she just feels bad

she has cruelly broken this young man's heart

she can fix this]

... Y'KNOW I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF GIRLS YOUR AGE WITH BANGIN' ASSES!

DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, LITTLE DUDE!

[hintcoinplz]

[Oh Annie, as much as you try it just ain't getting through to lovestruck boy here.]

BUT ANNIE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER LOVED, NO OTHER GIRL COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE!

[werejew]

NO, KID, I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER! LIKE, THERE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, FIFTY FUCKING MILLION GIRLS WITH MAD BOOTY IN MAYFIELD! YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP YOUR HEART OPEN AND SHIT, OKAY!

Crane | Carrie | Carnation it was meant to be

[promfromhell]

[Carrie is in the living room.

Practising lifting the tv up with her mind.]

it's fate man

[phobophobia]

[yeah just leaning in the doorway super cool]

You're getting better at it every day.

[promfromhell]

[It lowers to the ground, and for some reason she's ...proud. He's said that.]

....thank you.

[phobophobia]

[He pauses for a moment, thinking it all over. As inexperienced in the realm of familial love as he is... He wants to do right by this girl.]

Do you want to go out for ice cream? My treat.

[promfromhell]

....really?

Alright...

[Get's up slowly. No one ever took her out for icecream. Momma never did. She'd have said it was sinful.]

[phobophobia]

[yeah so now they're in a car okay

driving

to ice cream]

How's school?

[promfromhell]

[Feel the family bonding. However she does perk up a little at that.]

It's good. No one pays attention to me at all.

[phobophobia]

That's good. It would be unfortunate if anyone was causing you trouble. [unfortunate that he would have to make them tear themselves apart in terror]

[promfromhell]

They haven't. It's...strange.

[Going to school and not being picked on and teased and harassed. Mayfield school really wasn't that bad.]

[phobophobia]

It's good. No one should have to go through that. [If only he were so lucky.] Should that ever change, however, all you have to do is tell me. I'd be more than glad to take care of it.

[promfromhell]

You....you don't have to.

[He's offering...help? What is that even.]

[phobophobia]

I want to.

[promfromhell]

[There's a small smile at that.]

.....thank you. ...That's really nice of you.

Roses. Roses everywhere.

[vaneglorious]

[Annie you are the most beautiful thing Nash has ever seen

Your hair is so soft and your face is so square and your eyebrows are so intensely bushy and he just wants to touch them

That's not weird right

ANYWAY he brought you a bouquet of roses off of the bush outside of his house.]

Annie?

[werejew]

Who the fuck are you?