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[myblimpisbigger]

Who: Klaus Wulfenbach and Garviel Loken
What: Klaus gets stuck in a wall. That's it that's the joke.
Where: 729 Anderson Lane
When: Now!
Warnings: Old-timey swearing. Probably blood as a side-effect of extraction attempts.

Klaus is stuck in a wall. This is what happens when the tangibility of one's surroundings is constantly in question, unfortunately: one is bound to get stuck halfway sooner or later. It happened to Klaus while he was leaning against the wall of the garage to better get a full view of the shrapnel gun, now on its billionth iteration, so now he's sticking out of the side of 729 Anderson, just his head, his chest, and an arm and a half (one is still halfway inside the building).

He can't reach the phone.

Welp.

Time to wait until someone happens along that will actually be of any use.

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[captainofthe10th]

Garviel had been coming over for Tea. Unfortunately, this means he's coming to the front door, and knocking rather politely. So knock knock there Klaus. Who's there? Someone even bigger than you.

[myblimpisbigger]

You mean the only person even bigger than him.

Klaus tries to move for the hundredth time and growls in frustration when he remembers that he can't.

"Garviel, come around to the side of the house, please."

Hopefully that actually is Garviel -- Klaus can usually depend on him not to be late, but you never knew in Mayfield.

[captainofthe10th]

Garvie walks over to the side of the house. He looks at Klaus, he looks at the house.

"Baron is that....?"

He looks over Klaus, then reaches for the bolter magclamped to his leg, and says, "It would appear so. A teleportation accident. Well, I can give you peace at least."

[myblimpisbigger]

What.

What.

"Don't shoot me, good god. I'm fine, I'm just stuck."

[captainofthe10th]

"Would you prefer that I rip you out, then?"