The really bad garage sale.

[hunterkiller]

Who: HK-47 and Luke Skywalker and maybe Kaylee Frye
When: July 26
Where: 3474 Erwin Road
What: Fixing HK-47

[Exposition: About a month ago, HK-47's master, Anakin Skywalker, left Mayfield. This was especially unfortunate for HK, because Anakin had cannibalized some of his own regains to repair HK's damaged systems. So, when Anakin's regains disappeared, HK's system shut down, and have remained that way for the past month. The household of drones have just assumed that their "son" has been really "lazy" all this time.

A few days ago, a package from the postman arrived for HK: a box full of repair parts and upgrades for the droid. Unfortunately, the drones opened it, didn't know what to make of the stuff, and deposited it in the garage. After seeing the mess in there, the drones decided it was time for a garage sale!

So 3474 Erwin Road is having a garage sale today! And since HK's been so "lazy" lately, drone Anakin thought it would build character to put him in charge of running the things while he does some chores inside. Which basically means... there is an offline droid, a box of robot parts, and a bunch of other junk (including A LOT of mundane shotguns, pistols, and other weapons which HK acquired back during the Zombiefield madness) free for the taking right now...]

Comments

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[While Luke understands that a droid can't ignore its programming, being in possession of a droid that specializes in anihilating Jedi makes him uncomfortable.]

Not everyone agrees that Jedi are a benefit to society. In fact, because of people like that, once I finish my training I'll be one of the last Jedi in existence.

[hunterkiller]

[HK seems to perk up at this fact.]

"Eager Statement: What a coincidence, master! The second Jedi who served as my master was also one of the last of the order, thanks to the Jedi Civil War. I took great pleasure in extinguishing the lives of all the would-be assassins who came after her!"

[wrench_and_ruffles]

I really ain't sure about this...

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Luke briefly turns to Kaylee, sensing her obvious discomfort.]

It'll be alright. He was obviously programmed by somebody who didn't like Jedi but he still won't disobey his master. At least, he'd be smart not to. [That last sentence was spoken to HK in an almost threatening manner. Luke knows that some droids are programmed with a failsafe or disobey code that is triggered under certain circumstances, especially droids like this one. He's going to be careful.]

HK, you realize your main function is superfluous here? No one stays dead.

[hunterkiller]

Resigned statement: I am aware master. It is most disconcerting.

Correction: Also, Master, I would point out that my original programmer didn't dislike all Jedi. He did not seem to have much objection to himself, or to that other female Jedi he was always swapping mucus with in the cargo hold of the Ebon Hawk.

[HK clicks for a second.]

Apology: I'm sorry, Master, but my information sharing filter seems to be malfunctioning slightly.

[wrench_and_ruffles]

[Kaylee is getting more and more confused by the minute]

This is makin' less and less sense.