[He's all set to share the story of one of the darkest, most horrifying moments of his life when he's handed a tomato and a knife, looking almost blankly at them. EDWARD, WHAT IS THIS? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF MODERN CONVENIENVE?! THIS SHIT IS STONE AGE LEVEL]
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[He's all set to share the story of one of the darkest, most horrifying moments of his life when he's handed a tomato and a knife, looking almost blankly at them. EDWARD, WHAT IS THIS? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF MODERN CONVENIENVE?! THIS SHIT IS STONE AGE LEVEL]
Wait, we're not using pre-made sauce?