Forced Peace Talks

[motheringnation]

Who: Ukraine, Lithuania and Poland
What: Lithuania and Poland are still at odds. Ukraine has decided to enter peace talks. Only that involves getting them to the table first. So she invites both of them over without the other knowing.
Where: 5720 Cunningham Lane
When: Afternoon Thursday March 15
Warnings: They don't know this is happening. Potential nation rage. Tears. Pitchforks.


Ukraine is waiting inside the house. She doesn't like to trick people normally, but it was clear that this had to end. Sooner, then later.

Comments

[likesottlyfab]

I only said that stuff because you got me so angry by claiming the street in the first place.

It's not like I just randomly say mean things for kicks without anything prompting me to. God.

[motheringnation]

[She sighs.]

[vytis]

Were you listening to what you said?!

[Now he is yelling, because as far as mean things go those were pretty awful.]

[likesottlyfab]

It's not like I had a lot of time to take it back between saying it and you slamming me into a wall!

[motheringnation]

[This is ...going ....well.]

[vytis]

Because apparently that's the only sort of thing that gets through your skull!

[likesottlyfab]

That's not true!

[motheringnation]

Guys....

[vytis]

Nothing else helps!

[likesottlyfab]

Well, if nothing else helps then why are we even freaking bothering doing this?!

[motheringnation]

Because you are both capable of listening to reason.

...Sometimes.

[vytis]

I'm only here because Miss Ukraine asked me to be.

[likesottlyfab]

Same. If I'd known you were going to be here I'd of never come!

[motheringnation]

Which is why I didn't tell you!

You're going to end up killing each other!

[vytis]

Not if he just leaves me alone.

[likesottlyfab]

Why would I want to be around you anyways, you're over aggressive and mean and I hate you.

[motheringnation]

Then why have you been friends this long!

[vytis]

Because he always insisted.

[likesottlyfab]

You approached me.

[motheringnation]

Okay fine. This clearly isn't going to work.

But. You were friends. And I know you feel bad about this. This doesn't have to be the way things are.

Just...remember that.

[vytis]

Because I didn't know any better back then.

[Sighing and digging through his pockets to take some stomachache medication.]

The only reason Poland wants things to be normal is so he can boss me around again.

[likesottlyfab]

You just like blaming me for everything! I don't boss you around!

Ukraine give me that list.

[Grabs Lithuania's list out of Ukraine's hands so he can read it himself.]

Like seriously, you can't let anything go ever can you? There's stuff from like a million years ago on this thing for crying out loud!

Who wants to be friends with someone who never actually accepts an apology?

[motheringnation]

[Just facepalm.]

There is to be NO fighting in my kitchen.

[vytis]

[Attempting to grab his list out of Poland's hands.]

When have I ever gotten an apology from you?

[likesottlyfab]

[Trying to hold it so Lithuania can't get to it.] Ukraine he's in my personal bubble!