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[nosigntospeakof]

Who: nosigntospeakof, polariity,myblimpisbigger disciplewhomsignlessloves, cullscuttlefish, miraculls, iwillstop_theworld, watchher
What: After thoroughly toilet papering Her Imperial Condescension's house under the influence of the Band Candy and causing a bit of mischief, Signless and his gang decide to kick back for the night with some drinks and other recreational substances.
Where: Make-Out Point
When: Early evening March 3rd onto the morning of March 4th
Warnings: Drinking, drug use (some of it possibly involving minors), language, gratuitous interspecies make-outs and Ripper introducing the aliens to classic rock.


[To say it's been an eventful day is an understatement. Signless can't remember the last time he'd felt so uninhibited, so...free. Like he'd really done something instead of throwing around words about being nice to each other. Sure, all they'd really done was throw roles of ablution trap paper all over her hive and a few other activities but oh it had felt good.

He spends the entire ride to Make-Out Point with his arms around Psiioniic and Disciple, Gamzee balanced on his lap and Feferi in Disciple's. He laughs through every unnecessarily sharp turn, gripping the others a little tighter until they finally park.]

Did we lose anyone? There are way too fucking many of us, seriously.

Comments

general 'poke the cute girl mascot troll' thread

[cullscuttlefish]

[NAME A TIME, KIDS. HAVE AT.]

[miraculls]

[draaaapes himself over Feferi

yeah, he's not affected by the candy or even that drunk, he's just Gamzee]

'Suuuuuuuup, chica?

[cullscuttlefish]

[That drape is met with a snuggle back. Who doesn't mind being draped on? That's right. This beach.]

Heeeeeey! I think I am seeing miracles everywhere...

[miraculls]

See? I told all you motherfuckers they be everywhere we look. You just gotta open your ocular globes and get your appreciate on.

[cullscuttlefish]

Look. Look up there at that sky.

[Yep. Words are half-slurred, because she has approximately zero tolerance to either alcohol or sopor.]

Did you know our signs are all up there? It really is a motherfucking miracle.

[polariity]

[WHY ARE YOU HERE.]

[Don't mind Psii, he's just cradling his untouched drink and looking positively dismayed at Feferi's presence. Just staring. Forever.]

[cullscuttlefish]

[SHE'S HERE BECAUSE EVERY GROUP NEEDS A CUTE MASCOT.]

[But she's going to wobble over and whoops is that a hug yep it is totally a hug.]

Hey Psiiiii~ You should drink that, it's really good...

[polariity]

[He thought Disciple was the cute mascot, but then again Psii is freaked out and confused so whatever???]

[Also yep sure is a small whine he's macking before getting quiet.]

Will drinking thith make you thtop hugging me?

[cullscuttlefish]

[Is it a deer noise whine? Either way, there's a little seatroll snuggling even more.]

It might. But you need to relax, anemoneway.

[polariity]

I'd be more relaxthed if you thtopped making thea punth and thitting on me. I need an adult.

[Every noise he makes is a little deer noise of woe. Woe, he tells you.]

[cullscuttlefish]

Calm your tits, seriously. It's going to be fiiiiiiiine!

[Shoooooosh. Pap pap shoosh.,]

But I will stop with the puns. Not sitting here? You make a comfy seat...

[polariity]

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holy shit he is being shooshpapped by a seadweller little girl






bluescreen time]

[cullscuttlefish]

[It's okay, Psii. Only shooshpaps now.]

Feeling a little better now?

[polariity]

I feel like I'm in an inappropriate pale porno.

[Help help he needs an alien religious figure.]

I altho feel like I might be too thober for thith.

[cullscuttlefish]

Pale...p-porno? I don't get it.

[Blinkblink shrug.] Finish your drink, sillybee.

[nosigntospeakof]

[Did someone ask for an adult? Because SUDDENLY SIGNLESS.]

Princess, that's not how you him calm down. When he gets like this it takes more than papping to get him under control.

[polariity]

Eth, I'm in a pale porno with thomeone not legal, you need to rethcue me.

Pleathe.

[But Psii is obediently sipping at his cup, holding it tight with both hands, looking miserable.]

[cullscuttlefish]

[And the papping stops, though Feferi is refusing to budge from her spot. She kind of has the feeling that Psii's going to bolt if she moves.]

I still don't get what you mean by 'pale porno'. But anyway. How do you calm him down when he's all twitchy?

IGNORE THE HUMAN ICONS, OKAY? OKAY.

[nosigntospeakof]

[He gives a small snort.] I'll let Psii explain later since he's the one who brought it up.

[He cups the Psiionic's cheek, being much sweet and gentler than he'd been all night, then leans forward to touch his forehead to his friend's with a soft shoosh.]

IF YOU IGNORE HOW I DIDN'T GET THIS NOTIF, DEAL

[polariity]

No, thee, it alwayth thtartsth out- Eth, oh my god, you are doing it right in front of her.

[But no, really, he seems pretty cool with this, tension slowly easing out of his body. Not too much, because Feferi is still where she is, but much better than before. His eyes slip shut.]

Mm. Thee, it alwayth thtartsth out really corny. I don't think I've ever watched a pale movie that wathn't corny or obnoxthiouthly uncomfortable. Like- theriouthly who accidentally fallth into a pile, who doeth that.

DEALING. SO DEAL WITH IT.

[cullscuttlefish]

[Feferi goes wide-eyed at that single movement. It's probably for the best she's pretty intoxicated on a mix of alcohol and sopor, because otherwise she'd be bolting right now. Either way, she's blushing as much as she's taking mental notes that will be forgotten in the morning.]

I think I did see the first little bit of a movie like that before Mom made me change the channel...

And I dunno. Sometimes you just kind of fall into a pile without even thinking about it.

[She giggles, leaning up, then giving each of them a nuzzle on the cheek before a little kiss, right on the corner of their lips. Then she draws back, suddenly a little nervous.]