DA Meeting #4 [OPEN]

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Who: Everyone! Reference this post for details.
What: Defense Association meeting, the fourth.
Where: Mayfield High School's Gym
When: Thursday, after dark.
Warnings: nope.gif

There isn't a whole lot of set-up to do for the meeting. Beyond a table or two rolled in from the cafeteria in case anyone needs to set something down somewhere and convincing a teacher or a janitor to let them use the indoor bleachers, that's all. There are places to sit, the lights are on, it isn't cold except by the door (which is propped open by a brick). What more could they need?

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GENERAL MAYFIELD ANNOUNCEMENTS

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[The floor is open! For announcements that might not fit into the brainstorming or grievances or other idea part of the meeting. Even silly stuff!]

[strike_you_out]

[Slugger has brought with him his book of Mayfield's Most Dangerous Jerks which, in its fundamental elements, is a sketchbook full of colored doodles. Closer inspection reveals that there is a good deal of information on a number of residents known to cause willful harm upon others, including the Major. The drawings are actually pretty detailed and accurate.

Unfortunately (or perhaps 'fortunately'), many of these residents have been droned and he could use more information.]

Tell me if I'm missing any.

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That stupid cat boy.

[sir_hellsing]

Schrödinger. His name is listed with the Major's, but I can provide you with more information.

[Helpful!Integra is Helpful, having heard Caesar's interjection and come to have a look.]

He's named after Schrödinger's Cat, a thought experiment of quantum theory. Schrödinger was created by a scientist under the Major's command-- "Dok", as he was known --and can use a manner of teleportation. At his full strength he exhibited omnipresence, literally capable of being "everywhere and nowhere", including inhabiting people's thoughts. He's a living paradox and just as dangerous, if not more so, than his master.

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Which means he deserves a full entry, not just a footnote under his fat boss.

[sir_hellsing]

That would be my suggestion as well.

As for the Major himself, he's not purely "made of metal", his body is mostly cybernetic. Though he favors using a pistol, he's a terrible shot.

I'm not certain if it has the same facilities here, but his zeppelin in my homeworld bore with it a working laboratory, stockpiles of weaponry and equipment, and valuables stolen from victims of the Holocaust. It also contained the means of creating his microchipped battalion of vampiric soldiers.

[There is never a bright side with the Major. Just fyi.]

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Cybernetic? I'm sorry, you'll have to explain that. [Though he does make an amused sound.] Yeah, we've all seen his aim.

But that zeppelin, I never did get around to getting up there to look around. If it has all of that in it, why hasn't he done anything with it by now? He's had it long enough, that's for sure.

[strike_you_out]

[That sounds familiar. A bit too familiar, perhaps, though Slugger won't mention anything. Instead he'll begin copying Integra's words into the book.]

Thanks. So... he's part illusion?