phobophobia: (lunch at the gotham cafe)
Jonathan Crane ([personal profile] phobophobia) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_logs2012-02-13 11:41 pm

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Who: Annie Goldstein or Jonathan Crane and YOU
What: V-Day Horrors and Terrors
Where: wherever the fuck you want
When: Valentine's Day
Warnings: god it's so terrible

(so yeah just indicate the person and plant we've decided on in your subject line and shit

this is the best log ever)
hintcoinplz: (Emo)

[personal profile] hintcoinplz 2012-02-14 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
BUT I-!

[Wait. Girlfriend? Then that means...

...

He just hangs his head and lowers the flowers.

Aww...]
Edited 2012-02-14 06:03 (UTC)
werejew: (on what wings dare he aspire)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-02-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
... [oh well shit now she just feels bad

she has cruelly broken this young man's heart

she can fix this]


... Y'KNOW I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF GIRLS YOUR AGE WITH BANGIN' ASSES!

DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, LITTLE DUDE!
hintcoinplz: (Defeat)

[personal profile] hintcoinplz 2012-02-14 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Annie, as much as you try it just ain't getting through to lovestruck boy here.]

BUT ANNIE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER LOVED, NO OTHER GIRL COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE!
werejew: (in what distant deeps or skies)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-02-14 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
NO, KID, I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER! LIKE, THERE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, FIFTY FUCKING MILLION GIRLS WITH MAD BOOTY IN MAYFIELD! YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP YOUR HEART OPEN AND SHIT, OKAY!