Of course not. Reality is different from plays. There is no registration, no auction, no rehearsal, no scheduled performance dates. Roles aren't chosen, simply given. Things aren't planned, they just happen. [You don't say, with the thin transparent smirks and the pokerfaces all up in here...

He can act like an amused kid all he likes. She's standing still like a statue, still leaning against the door frame and looking his way with a detached and empty air.] You weren't asked, neither have you done any asking. Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that things went by the way you wanted them to?