[closed] somehow, this is worse than your boyfriend meeting your parents.

[mathisradical]

Who: Niou (mathisradical), Akaya (crushtowin), and Belphegor (princecreepshow)
What: Niou introduces his boyfriend to his kouhai. Warnings of "no killing" and "no pissing people off" ensue.
Where: 724 Anderson Lane (Akaya's house)
When: October 4th
Warnings: Swearing? Threatens of violence? These three are pretty much warnings all on their own.

[ Niou never thought he'd have to introduce his boyfriend with murderous tendencies to his little brat of a kouhai (even if the introduction was just to ensure that Bel didn't kill Akaya and Akaya didn't piss Bel off). Mostly because he never thought he'd have a boyfriend with murderous tendencies.

But it was the situation he was currently in, and he'd have to deal with it.

And that is why he's currently walking right into Akaya's house, pulling Bel right along with him. ]

[[ tagging order Niou → Bel → Akaya! ]]

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[princecreepshow]

[ It isn't every day you get to date someone as crazy as Bel. So if Niou has someone he would like for him not to kill, it was a pretty good idea to tell tell him not to...even if there was no guarantee he wouldn't. Because a pissed off prince means blood. As does a bored one.

But this far, Bel hasn't exactly worried about things like that, just killing as he please. He doesn't even know much about Akaya or anything, Niou has just mentioned him a couple times, that's all. So he has no idea why they're walking up to a house on Anderson Lane. He can guess, of course, but he doesn't know.

He grins as he's pulled to the door, and looks in Niou's direction. ]

You gonna tell me what we're doing here yet?

[crushtowin]

[Akaya had just been heading to the kitchen, when the front door opened and someone walked in. He was ready to just ignore them and be like nothing, since blah drones, but then he noticed that it was someone really familiar in the doorway.

It's not the first and most likely not the last time Niou would just walk into his house without even knocking. Not that it really bothered Akaya... though usually he was alone when he just decided to come on in. Now there was also some guy Akaya hadn't seen before.]

What's up, senpai?

[mathisradical]

You'll see.

[ Yep, he's being totally ominous right now. Gotta deal with it. He pulls Bel all the way into the house, stopping and looking at Akaya. He flashes his usual wicked sharp grin and jerks his head toward the other room. ]

Living room, brat. Let's exchange some words.

[ And then he heads in that direction himself, with Bel still in tow. ]

[princecreepshow]

[ What's with the secrecy, Niou?

Bel eyes the 'brat', and giggles. ]

Your hair looks funny.

[ A little bit like that cow-brat when he was older, but not quite. ]

[crushtowin]

[Akaya was going to go to the kitchen silently because hey, it seemed important but he ends up snarling and glaring at Bel on the way because why would you...]

Says the guy with a tiara.

[mathisradical]

Hey. [ He looks between them both, narrowing his eyes into a glare. ] Fucking behave.

[ Stalking into the living room, he drops himself down on the couch. ]

[princecreepshow]

[ Bel gives a Akaya a toothy grin, finding the comeback as funny as Akaya's hair. And too obvious to give a proper reply, because of course he wears a tiara. ]

[ He follows Niou, but settles for sitting on the back of the couch, feet planted on the seat. ] The Prince only behaves if he wants to.

[crushtowin]

[Niou was telling him to behave? Not something he expected. This must be really important...

Akaya sits down to the other couch so he can see both of them... well, at least Niou since what's with this creeper...]

Prince? Aren't tiaras for princesses?

[mathisradical]

[ Niou takes a minute of his time to just stare up at Bel blankly. Because your boyfriend is not amused right now, nope. ]

He is a princess.

[ Which is almost an automatic reaction, at this point. He shakes his head. Time to get this over with. ]

Brat, this is Princess. Princess, this is Brat. [ He looks between them pointedly. ] Princess, you cannot kill Brat. [ His tone is quite serious when he says that. ] Brat, try not to piss of Princess. Capiche?

[ God, he feels like he's talking to a couple of dogs. ]

[princecreepshow]

Tiaras are for both, moron. [ What kind of idiot didn't know such a thing?

Is it bad that he's gotten so used to Niou calling him Princess that he doesn't bother correcting him? Well, it's not like Niou knows his entire name anyway, though he should know the 'Bel'-part by now, because of Fran. ]

Why not? He looks like he'd be fun to scare~

[crushtowin]

[Kill him? Akaya should probably be concerned - instead he's just annoyed and sort of ignoring what Niou just said.]

Like I'd be scared of some stupid princess like you, jerk. I bet you can't even scare a kid.

[Isn't this is going well...]

[mathisradical]

[ No, what? Omg guys, stop. You're making Niou be responsible here. Niou is not built to be responsible. ]

Stop it.

[ He looks at Bel again. ] You can't kill him because I said so. [ The last part is unspoken, but he hopes Bel gets it anyway. I'll be really upset if you do.

Now he looks at Akaya. ] Is it possible for you to not be annoying? Is that a thing you can do? If so, do it.

[princecreepshow]

Oh, you don't think I can, huh? You don't know a thing about royalty, brat.

[ Sorry Niou, but Akaya is just annoying. Not as much as Fran (yet), but it's hard to beat that. But he gets the unspoken part. It's someone Niou's gone as far as to introduce him to after all. ] I will if he is too much of a pest.

[ Well, what do you expect? He's a crazy killer to the core after all. ]

[crushtowin]

[He does know royalty, since Atobe keeps declaring he's a king. And he's annoying and so are you. Result? Royalty = annoying.]

I don't have a reason to be nice to anyone who's as annoying as this guy seems to be. [Though if Niou-senpai is asking something like that, it must be for a good reason.] What's your relation to him anyway? Family?

[mathisradical]

[ U g h, this was the worst idea ever.

He leans forward, resting his elbows on his knees and putting his face in his hands. Did he actually think this was going to work? No. Had he hoped it would? Absolutely. ]

You. Can't. Kill. Him. [ He says each word slowly, muffled between his fingers.

At Akaya's question, though, he glances up. ] He's my boyfriend. [ Careful with your response, Akaya. ]

[princecreepshow]

[ Royalty ≠ annoying. Bel is the best royalty ever anyway.

He looks down at Niou, blinking behind his bangs for a moment. But he has a feeling it would be fun killing this guy... Why kill his fun? That's mean. ] Not even if he begs for it?

[ Akaya's question makes him laugh. ] How can he be family if they're all dead? [ Because boyfriend and family isn't the same thing, right? ]

[crushtowin]

[. . . boyfriend.

What?

He ignores Bel now.]

Your boyfriend.

[mathisradical]

Not even then.

[ Mostly because Akaya won't beg for it, he's sure.

But now he's going to ignore Bel in favor of having a stare down with Akaya. ]

Uh-huh. My boyfriend.

[princecreepshow]

[ He plays with a knife pulled out of his sleeve, as he watches the staring going on between the two tennis players. It's pretty amusing. ]

[crushtowin]

[How the heck is he supposed to react to this?!

He's quiet for a while, but then he finally opens his mouth.]

Isn't that more like a girlfriend?

[... and this is everything he came up with.]

[mathisradical]

[ Niou spares Bel and his knife a glance before looking back at Akaya. ]

Does he look like a girl? [ Okay, so he's aware that he just introduced Bel as 'Princess' but still. ] Do you need a lesson in anatomy or something?

[princecreepshow]

The Prince is just Bianco Natale's girlfriend when he's in drag.

[ And he makes one hell of a hot girlfriend, he might add. ]

[crushtowin]

He's close enough. [He waves his hand as "whatever".

...]

Congrats, I guess.

[mathisradical]

[ Niou waves a hand, too, this one of dismissal. ]

Not the point. [ Because he didn't really want to introduce the two in the first place, but it was kind of necessary. ] Point is, don't kill each other.

[princecreepshow]

Like he would be able to kill me. [ Bel would stab him to death before he even got close to that. ]

[crushtowin]

Do I look like I kill anyone?

[His tennis might be violent, but geez.]

And he couldn't kill me. I'm too fast for a jerk like that.

[He's not taking this that seriously, it seems. He probably would if Bel didn't annoy him. Sorry, Niou.]

[mathisradical]

Oh, my god.

[ He rests his elbows on his knees and his face in his hands. Why did he think this was a good idea? ]