Now would possibly be a good time to tell her that he would probably do a great many bizarre and horrible things for oranges, but Psii decides to skip on that for now. There are more important matters to discuss. Like cultural bizarreness.

"Papping! The- you know, you did it, thith-" Reaching over, he paps her lightly on the cheek before pulling back awkwardly. "It'sth what morailth do. The pale quadrant, the diamond romance, moirallegiance. Are you telling me humanth don't have anything like a balanced partnerthip?"