Kariya Matō ([personal profile] waiting_for_the_worms) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_logs 2012-07-05 02:49 pm (UTC)

[Kariya sighs, picking up the salt shaker.]

All the same, it's better to be safe than sorry. Rin, listen to me carefully. Sometimes when the man and the woman want to show each other how much they care, they'll do a thing called sex. And the man will put his, ah...

[He looks around a little to make sure no one is listening.]

...his penis... inside the woman. And that's okay if you two love each other, but it's also how babies are made. So if you're going to do that kind of thing, you need to make sure Lancer uses something called a condom.

[Yeah, sorry Lancer, Kariya's a sucker and far more inclined to believe Rin.]

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