[This is almost too ridiculous for him to believe. Almost. But then again, Rin is still one of Uncle Kariya's precious little angels, so he's going to have to continue.]

...No, that's not it. I'm talking about making love, Rin.

[Of course he would call it that, ridiculous childish romantic that he is.]

So the man [moving the pepper shaker] will give the woman [moving the salt shaker] a... special kind of hug. With his clothes off. And, um, her clothes will be off too.

[Pausing here to gather his thoughts. God, this is hard. Why isn't there a manual or something for this talk?]