[That's fine with Mal. He'll admit to his laziness. Though he does wait until she's seated to do so himself.]

Well, to be quite honest I never imagined myself gettin' hitched. And I suppose it'd depend upon the person who'as claiming something like that.

For instance, if Johnson told me we'd-- oh you probably don't know Johnson. Uh, he was my best man, burly guy with an equally burly mustache. If he wanted to tell me about our story of matrimony I'd hightail it to the hills.