What the hell are you taking me for, just get off of me already! Do I look like someone who drools over women like that?!

[So this was what he had been reduced to. Counter Guardian, to Servant, to being molested by a drunk Irish woman in a public area. What he wouldn't give to be able to just knock her out right now. So he improvises.]

I think I saw Lancer! Over there! And he's slacking on his job of protecting Rin! [He just points in the opposite direction, hoping she'll take the bait.]