[Cade's expression is a bit dopey. He is hungover and a bit confused, and not used to being bossed around.]
"American? What's that?"
[Cade seems unsure for a moment, then gathers his composure. He has appearances to keep up, after all.]
"I am Cade Masters, Paladin of Idamra, and I have traveled all over Europa! From my birthplace in Athair, to the metropolises of Caisleain..."
[Cade starts to get a bit dramatic, his hands drawing shapes in the air to add emphasis to his words.]
"I have tangoed all over Lajuria (wooing many a senorita, I may add), I have fought valiant battles in the plains of Veritas, and I have drunk deep with dwarves in the northern reaches of Ustav!"
"I have mingled with elves and dwarves and gnomes and halflings! I have witnessed magic that left even me, Cade Masters, speechless!" [To try an emphasize this point, Cade tries to cast Prestidigitation, and fails.]
"I- wha? Why can't I cast?"
[Cade runs his hand through his hair, and for the first time feels his new ears.]
"My ears! They're, they're not mine! They're human! What the hell is going on!?"
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"American? What's that?"
[Cade seems unsure for a moment, then gathers his composure. He has appearances to keep up, after all.]
"I am Cade Masters, Paladin of Idamra, and I have traveled all over Europa! From my birthplace in Athair, to the metropolises of Caisleain..."
[Cade starts to get a bit dramatic, his hands drawing shapes in the air to add emphasis to his words.]
"I have tangoed all over Lajuria (wooing many a senorita, I may add), I have fought valiant battles in the plains of Veritas, and I have drunk deep with dwarves in the northern reaches of Ustav!"
"I have mingled with elves and dwarves and gnomes and halflings! I have witnessed magic that left even me, Cade Masters, speechless!"
[To try an emphasize this point, Cade tries to cast Prestidigitation, and fails.]
"I- wha? Why can't I cast?"
[Cade runs his hand through his hair, and for the first time feels his new ears.]
"My ears! They're, they're not mine! They're human! What the hell is going on!?"