[Poland's list is shorter because he's a slower writer and taking extra effort to make it look nicer with little heart bullet points and doodles to further illustrate his points.
♥ He's a jerk. ♥ He stuck a sword in my face. That's really dangerous. ♥ He ruined my marker with his stupid sword too. ♥ And he could have cut off my hand! ♥ He tried to take my house. My house is cooler than his so I can see why, but GOD way to be overly jealous Lithuania. ♥ He made me say bad stuff. ♥ HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!! ♥ HE TRIED TO KIIIIIIIILL ME! This is important so I wrote it twice. ♥ He has the fashion sense of a drunk hobo. Gross. ♥ He wouldn't sign my ultimatum. He signed it last time. He's just being a dick this time. He likes fighting with me because he's a jerk. ♥ He punched me in the face. ♥ HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! He broke my nose! My face is a national treasure! Especially compared to him. Because he's ugly. ♥ He wouldn't let me dye the rye blue. Blue bread would have totally sold out!
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♥ LOTS OF OTHER STUFF. ♥ It's not my fault he's jealous of me.]
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♥ He's a jerk.
♥ He stuck a sword in my face. That's really dangerous.
♥ He ruined my marker with his stupid sword too.
♥ And he could have cut off my hand!
♥ He tried to take my house. My house is cooler than his so I can see why, but GOD way to be overly jealous Lithuania.
♥ He made me say bad stuff.
♥ HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!
♥ HE TRIED TO KIIIIIIIILL ME! This is important so I wrote it twice.
♥ He has the fashion sense of a drunk hobo. Gross.
♥ He wouldn't sign my ultimatum. He signed it last time. He's just being a dick this time. He likes fighting with me because he's a jerk.
♥ He punched me in the face.
♥ HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! He broke my nose! My face is a national treasure! Especially compared to him. Because he's ugly.
♥ He wouldn't let me dye the rye blue. Blue bread would have totally sold out!
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♥ LOTS OF OTHER STUFF.
♥ It's not my fault he's jealous of me.]