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When in doubt? Call Ukraine!

Who: North Italy and Ukraine
What: Feli wants to patch Poland and Lithuania up, but he's afraid that he might mess it up instead. With no Big Brother France or Spain around (at least to his knowledge) he decides to ring up the best person he can think off who can help.
Where: Over the phone
When: After his convo with Poland
Warnings: None at this moment.

[The phones go off in Mayfield. Picking up, one can hear a certain Feliciano Vargas on the other side.]

Pronto? Is...is L'Ucraina there?

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[Oh hey, someone is asking for her.]

Ah....hello?

[Boy, is he happy to hear your voice. Immediately Feli goes off like a firecracker.]

L'Ucraina, I don't know what to do! Polonia and Lithuania are fighting but they shouldn't be because they're friends and I know Polonia is very sad about it but I'm scared because he said Lithuania tried to kill him and I'm too afraid to talk to Lithuania. I want them to be best friends again, just like me and Germany, but I don't know how and I'm afraid I'll mess up and make things worse!

Italy?

[She doesn't remember him being here for a while.]

Calm down dear. What's going on? Tell me slowly.

[He sniffs on the other side and tries to do as she says.]

Polonia and Lithuania are fighting and I don't want them to fight. It's making Polonia very sad, and I know Lithuania must be feeling very sad as well because they're the best of friends like me and Germany.

[She sighs.]

Are they still fighting? I was hoping that they'd calm down by now...

Which one of them were you talking to? Poland?

Si...and I'm afraid to talk to Lithuania because Polonia told me he's crazy now and claiming countries, and I don't want to be under Lithuania eventhough he's a very nice guy because I like being Italian, and I don't think Romano would like it either.

[Another sigh.]

It wasn't just him that was acting like that. England and apparently Spain were. I think it's worn off....whatever it was....by now.

But you don't have to worry about that. They can't really claim people here. It's against all the rules.

Eh!? Big Brother Spain and Inghilterra are here too!? I haven't seen them yet...s-so, they can't force me to stay in their house here?

...I'm still scared to speak to Lithuania. Polonia told me that he tried to kill him!

[Her tone goes dry.]

Poland failed to mention that he told Lithuania he was only ever worth anything when Poland was in charge of him and then said he didn't try hard enough to get rid of my brothers control.

Along with a great deal more things like that. I had to pull the two of them apart.

[He nods on the other side sadly.]

Polonia told me that too, but he said that it's a lot more different from accidentally saying something mean, to accidentally trying to kill someone.

L'Ucraina, I don't like seeing them fight like this. It's making them both sad, I think. I want to do something to help and patch them up but I don't really know what to do either, and I'm afraid that I'll mess up. Polonia won't apologize to Lithuania until Lithuania does, and I don't know whether Lithuania will do that or not.

[She sighs.]

Neither or them were right. But Poland really wasn't helping.

I don't like seeing them fight either. I was hoping it would go away but if they're still fighting....

I'll have to talk to them.

[He nods fervently on the other side.]

L'Ucraina, is there anything I can do? I was thinking I should write a letter to Lithuania, because Big Brother France once told me that writing a letter is better for me because I tend to mess up and say the wrong things. I just want to tell Lithuania that Polonia is hurting and that he needs to make up before their friendship is ruined forever.

Well....that might be a good idea. Maybe write one and let me read it before you send it off?

Also if we can get them to calm down, I was thinking it might be good if a lot of us got together for a meal. You could make some pasta for it.

[Oh, he can do that!]

I'll do it L'Ucraina! I'll be happy to do it! Pasta is the best food ever to eat! I'll make a pasta party, just for everyone! With lots of pomodori and pancetta and oregano and I'll make some Italian desert too! That's a great idea L'Ucraina! I'm sure Polonia and Lithuania will like it, and then we can all be friends and eat pasta together. And not only Polonia and Lithuania and you, but every other Nazionale in Mayfield too! It'll be the best pasta party ever.

That's a wonderful idea dear.

We should all get together anyway.

OK. I'd like to see Big Brother Spain and Big Sister Hungary as well, and do you think Germany will come? Someone told me that Germany's here but I haven't seen him yet. I want to bring him to the party too! And I guess Inghilterra can come if he doesn't try to beat me up for making the rest of the world sick...

If he's here, I'm sure we can find him.

....why is England trying to beat you up?

Oh? W-well, because I made everyone sick. I don't think it was all my fault though, my ex-boss didn't do his job very well and then Grecia got sick and then I caught it and then Portugallo and Big Brother Spagna and now I heard even Big Brother Francia and Inghilterra are starting to get sick too...

A lot of people are angry at me back home...

[Sniff]

What year was it before you got here Italy?

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